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    Need routein I got a bench now

    Hi I got a bench out in my garage with 2 dumbells I can put different weights on them.. I have an EZ-Curl bar... The bench can incline and decline. Can you guys help me with a routine that a 13 year old can do without busting his muscles.

    Dont joke around or say I'm to young to bodybuild ok? I just want a routine.

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    Dude you're way too young to be lifting weights!!!!!


























    Just kidding i started at that age.... on a plastic bench press set. Man, that thing was so ghetto...

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    you'll shoot your eye out kid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by P-funk
    you'll shoot your eye out kid.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Imwithstupid926
    Hi I got a bench out in my garage with 2 dumbells I can put different weights on them.. I have an EZ-Curl bar... The bench can incline and decline. Can you guys help me with a routine that a 13 year old can do without busting his muscles.

    Dont joke around or say I'm to young to bodybuild ok? I just want a routine.
    ur way tooo young!!!!!!!!!!






























































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    Quote Originally Posted by P-funk
    you'll shoot your eye out kid.

    woah i remember that... what movie was that from again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by squanto
    woah i remember that... what movie was that from again?
    A Christmas Story.
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    was it from..christmas story

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    ahh good stuff

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    All you guys except Cowpimp are worthless.

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    Because I said "Dont tell me I'm to young to be lifting weights" you went ahead and started saying it. I bet you guys (except for cp) didn't even care what I was asking and started making fun of me. How does that feel to a kid? Huh? Think I wanted this shit when I joined here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imwithstupid926
    Because I said "Dont tell me I'm to young to be lifting weights" you went ahead and started saying it. I bet you guys (except for cp) didn't even care what I was asking and started making fun of me. How does that feel to a kid? Huh? Think I wanted this shit when I joined here?

    Dude, relax. CP posted two links to answer your question. What did you expect when you put something like that in your first post.....you had to know we were going to rag on ya a little. Now calm down and go watch Full House or something.
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    Oh my god, you dont get it do you? I'm not watching that gay American show they call comedy! I want an answer! Could someone help me make a routine?

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    lol

    lol fullhouse has lots on lessons for kids your age. lol if u start working out now ur not gunna get taller at all. i sugest start working out at 15

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imwithstupid926
    Oh my god, you dont get it do you? I'm not watching that gay American show they call comedy! I want an answer! Could someone help me make a routine?

    Dude, CP gave you the links. You come up with a routine and then we can help you refine it. You have to help yourself too bro!!
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    I guess you dont get it, America has the gayest shows ever. They're stupid, for example: "Lost" What do they do? They go around killing each other, and America calls that entertainment. How about that. Also vince your not right about I wont grow at all, alot of body builders have gained height because of better health. Now shut the fuck up about "Full House" and answer my question.

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    Ok, I'll create my own routine. I praise you P-Funk for helping me the least bit. What is that page that shows you what exercises their are for different parts of the body? Like exrc.net or something?

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    exrx.net

    use Cowpimps template and post your routine here. I will help you make it better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Imwithstupid926
    Hi I got a bench out in my garage with 2 dumbells I can put different weights on them.. I have an EZ-Curl bar... The bench can incline and decline. Can you guys help me with a routine that a 13 year old can do without busting his muscles.

    Dont joke around or say I'm to young to bodybuild ok? I just want a routine.
    I thought you died of cancer of the hand!!!!

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    fag

    hey! lost is a good show. what do u watch queer eye for the straight guy? hey what ever floats ur little boat... instead of lifting weights u should put ur mind on catching all those damn pokemon.

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    Monday:
    Tricep/Bicep/Brachialis/Shoulders
    Dumbell Lying Tricep Extention: 2x10 RI: 30 seconds
    Dumbell Bicep Curl: 2x10 RI: 30 seconds
    Dumbell Concentration Curl: 2x10 RI: 30 seconds
    Dumbell Should Press: 3x5 RI: 30 seconds

    Wednesday:
    Forearm/Back/Chest
    Dumbell Hammer Curl 2x10 RI: 30 seconds
    Dumbell Bent-over Row 2x10 RI: 40 seconds
    Dumbell Bench Press 3x5 RI: 30 seconds

    Friday:
    Waist/Hips/Thighs/Calves
    Crunch 3x5 RI: 20 seconds
    Dumbell Side Bend: 3x5 RI: 10 seconds
    Dumbell Deadlift 2x10 RI: 30 seconds
    Dumbell Squat 2x5 RI: 20 seconds
    Dumbell Lunge 2x5 RI: 20 seconds

    Probably sucks so bad but, is it good at all and what do I need to change?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imwithstupid926
    Monday:
    Tricep/Bicep/Brachialis/Shoulders
    Dumbell Lying Tricep Extention: 2x10 RI: 30 seconds
    Dumbell Bicep Curl: 2x10 RI: 30 seconds
    Dumbell Concentration Curl: 2x10 RI: 30 seconds
    Dumbell Should Press: 3x5 RI: 30 seconds

    Wednesday:
    Forearm/Back/Chest
    Dumbell Hammer Curl 2x10 RI: 30 seconds
    Dumbell Bent-over Row 2x10 RI: 40 seconds
    Dumbell Bench Press 3x5 RI: 30 seconds

    Friday:
    Waist/Hips/Thighs/Calves
    Crunch 3x5 RI: 20 seconds
    Dumbell Side Bend: 3x5 RI: 10 seconds
    Dumbell Deadlift 2x10 RI: 30 seconds
    Dumbell Squat 2x5 RI: 20 seconds
    Dumbell Lunge 2x5 RI: 20 seconds

    Probably sucks so bad but, is it good at all and what do I need to change?

    thats is by far the best routine I have ever seen! do not change a thing!

    I'm thinking of adding more waist exercises into my routine, do you have any suggestions?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imwithstupid926
    Monday:
    Tricep/Bicep/Brachialis/Shoulders
    Dumbell Lying Tricep Extention: 2x10 RI: 30 seconds
    Dumbell Bicep Curl: 2x10 RI: 30 seconds
    Dumbell Concentration Curl: 2x10 RI: 30 seconds
    Dumbell Should Press: 3x5 RI: 30 seconds

    Wednesday:
    Forearm/Back/Chest
    Dumbell Hammer Curl 2x10 RI: 30 seconds
    Dumbell Bent-over Row 2x10 RI: 40 seconds
    Dumbell Bench Press 3x5 RI: 30 seconds

    Friday:
    Waist/Hips/Thighs/Calves
    Crunch 3x5 RI: 20 seconds
    Dumbell Side Bend: 3x5 RI: 10 seconds
    Dumbell Deadlift 2x10 RI: 30 seconds
    Dumbell Squat 2x5 RI: 20 seconds
    Dumbell Lunge 2x5 RI: 20 seconds

    Probably sucks so bad but, is it good at all and what do I need to change?
    Bro the first thing that pops out is that you need to do things in correct order, the biggest muscle/movement first, and then all the little shit ones later. On your lower day, definitely do not start with abs, since they are used in the deadlifts, squats, lunges, etc. Why would you fatigue an important stabilizer muscle like that? Work them afterwards. Same with working shoulders before triceps and working back before biceps.

    As for the routine, I don't like it. Not enough volume for chest, back, hamstrings. And the split doesn't even really make sense to me. Good try though, I am sure other members will help you clean it up more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imwithstupid926
    I guess you dont get it, America has the gayest shows ever. They're stupid, for example: "Lost" What do they do? They go around killing each other, and America calls that entertainment. How about that. Also vince your not right about I wont grow at all, alot of body builders have gained height because of better health. Now shut the fuck up about "Full House" and answer my question.
    You are making yourself sound like a prick when you say "America has this, America calls that". Stop the fucking generalization of one of the biggest countries in the world. It is possible that out of about 295,000,000, not all of them love the show. What are you...French?

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    Quote Originally Posted by fufu
    You are making yourself sound like a prick when you say "America has this, America calls that". Stop the fucking generalization of one of the biggest countries in the world. It is possible that out of about 295,000,000, not all of them love the show. What are you...French?
    Heh, heh, heh...

    I'm sick of everyone hating America. It gets annoying after a while.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squaggleboggin
    Heh, heh, heh...

    I'm sick of everyone hating America. It gets annoying after a while.
    Indeed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fufu
    Indeed.

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    I dislike that split. It can work, but I think there are better options. If you're new or just getting abck into lifting then I would suggest trying a full body routine to start out:

    Designing a Full Body Routine
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    Told you I'd stink... Can someone just make me one that's easy? I bet I'll go through 10 hours of making routines.. I have EZ Curl bar, Dumbells.. Incline decline bench, and that's about all...

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