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Old 03-02-2006, 09:07 AM   #511
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Old 03-02-2006, 09:27 AM   #514
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i'd like to request that TOM not be allowed to post any more until he develops a physique that even remotely resembles that of someone who lifts weights.
Yes it's tough to look like a 20 yr old when your 53. I'll post some more pic's in a few months when I can bench over 100 lbs. Shit I better go to a sporting good store and buy a couple more lbs of weight. Right now my set only goes up to 75 lbs. Hey Phreak nice job as it might give me more determination to look better. Have a training routine for me sonny?

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Yes it's tough to look like a 20 yr old when your 53. I'll post some more pic's in a few months when I can bench over 100 lbs. Shit I better go to a sporting good store and buy a couple more lbs of weight. Right now my set only goes up to 75 lbs. Hey Phreak nice job as it might give me more determination to look better. Have a training routine for me sonny?

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here's one:

get off all the AAS except for a small HRT dose. you're going to end up with a prostate the size of a grapefruit and 16" arms. sound worth it? test and tren at 53??? not too bright.

someone who has been training for 18 months has no business being on AAS anyways, i don't care how much you supposedly used in the 70's and 80's.

concentrate less on bbing forums and more on your diet.

judging by your pics the current regimen isn't working too well, the only part of you that looks like you are on AAS is your swollen red head.

start there.

oh yeah, you have a severe case of ILS. it must be hell walking through doors. the only advice i have for you here is to think "arms down at my sides, arms down at my sides."
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Yes it's tough to look like a 20 yr old when your 53.

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Bwahahahhaahhahahahahahaha

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Congrats P-funk on being an Intternet Tough Guy!




I just don't understand how mods like yourself are so disrespectful to guys who obviously accomplished more in this game then you ever have. And if you don't care so much about bbing or being a mod of a bb forum, then why are you a mod in the first place?
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I just don't understand how mods like yourself are so disrespectful to guys who obviously accomplished more in this game then you ever have.

What has been accomplished, a subpar training program that was essentially based offof other people's stuff. Not saying Dante didn't put some hard work into it, but working bodyparts and utilizing one training methodology is so 5 years ago.



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I just don't understand how mods like yourself are so disrespectful to guys who obviously accomplished more in this game then you ever have. And if you don't care so much about bbing or being a mod of a bb forum, then why are you a mod in the first place?



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Holy shit...

Everyone just shut the f%ck up already and close this thread down. There is nothing constructive going on here, and it is just a waste of time at this point.

Time to eat, train, and grow....all of this wasted typing is making everyone catabolic!!

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...all of this wasted typing is making everyone catabolic!!
Is that your theory?


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No, he stole it from me. I came up with that theory years ago.



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Thread of the decade. This even beats the thread that outted Johnnny



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I just don't understand how mods like yourself are so disrespectful to guys who obviously accomplished more in this game then you ever have. And if you don't care so much about bbing or being a mod of a bb forum, then why are you a mod in the first place?
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Threads such as this one were the reason I joined this forum in the first place. Whatever it is that's trying to be said here is gold. I still don't think it rivals the blindly ignorant perseverance of the Johnnny gems though.
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So Stephen Hawkins is related to Stephen Hawking? Must be on the mother's side.
LMAO, a typo on the name I suppose?



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No, she's a 13ad girl.



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get off all the AAS except for a small HRT dose. you're going to end up with a prostate the size of a grapefruit and 16" arms. sound worth it? test and tren at 53??? not too bright.

someone who has been training for 18 months has no business being on AAS anyways, i don't care how much you supposedly used in the 70's and 80's.

concentrate less on bbing forums and more on your diet.

judging by your pics the current regimen isn't working too well, the only part of you that looks like you are on AAS is your swollen red head.

start there.

oh yeah, you have a severe case of ILS. it must be hell walking through doors. the only advice i have for you here is to think "arms down at my sides, arms down at my sides."
Sorry sonny but my arms are 19" right now. Hey i did buy some more weights today and will try to max out tom with 80lbs. I know that only 15 more lbs then you can bench, but I'm on my way up.

Maybe I should take down my picture that is over a yr old. Hell I didn't start training until I was almost 52 yrs old. I weighed 320 lbs and had 34% B/F. So I'm more less satisfied on what I have accomplished so far. Wonder what you will look like when your my age? Oh wait I'm so sorry as your not going to live that long sonny.
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Holy shit...

Everyone just shut the f%ck up already and close this thread down. There is nothing constructive going on here, and it is just a waste of time at this point.

Time to eat, train, and grow....all of this wasted typing is making everyone catabolic!!

Enough already!!
You have to be kidding. CFP went over a 100k in post. Again this thread starts off in regards to the person responsible for the above. This is great and may surpass CFP. Dante your going to be twice as popular as you are now. Two longs threads has a habit of doing that for people. Sticky this puppy and watch it grow to unlimited bounds unknown to man. Dante you need to run for governor of California. May as well have to bodybuilders as Governor.
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