Gym aggravation

Flex · 03-15-2006, 08:26 PM

So i'm moving on to triceps training in tonite's workout, and i'm looking for a smith machine so i can do close grip bench.

There's 3 machines, and 2 of them are taken up by guys legitimately working hard.

I get to the third one, and this fucking guy is laying on the bench, looking like he's taking nap.
I sit there for about a minute waiting for this fuck, and then the unthinkable happens.
His girlfriend comes over, and LITERALLY lays right on top of him and hugs him for like 2 FUCKING MINUTES.
I'm sitting there thinking in what method i'm going to kill these assholes, be it with a heavy dumbell or my bare hands.
Then I came to my senses and realized I don't want anyone to see my face and risk getting caught.

Needless to say, I waited outside for these 2 after I was done with my workout, and now I owe myself $100.

R.I.P.

fufu · 03-15-2006, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Flex

So i'm moving on to triceps training in tonite's workout, and i'm looking for a smith machine so i can do close grip bench.

There's 3 machines, and 2 of them are taken up by guys legitimately working hard.

I get to the third one, and this fucking guy is laying on the bench, looking like he's taking nap.
I sit there for about a minute waiting for this fuck, and then the unthinkable happens.
His girlfriend comes over, and LITERALLY lays right on top of him and hugs him for like 2 FUCKING MINUTES.
I'm sitting there thinking in what method i'm going to kill these assholes, be it with a heavy dumbell or my bare hands.
Then I came to my senses and realized I don't want anyone to see my face and risk getting caught.

Needless to say, I waited outside for these 2 after I was done with my workout, and now I owe myself $100.

R.I.P.

Nice!

I've seen shit just like that before. Some guy was sitting on a bench and his girlfriend/wife came up and hugged him and sat on his lap. This guys also wears a belt while he uses the squat rack to do curls. Mind you, these are curls with 45 plates on each side, he likes to do half reps while swinging his hips like a pro.

But...why would you use a smith machine rather than free weights?

soxmuscle · 03-15-2006, 08:32 PM

Last friday, this guy who was ridiculously big, but didn't really workout properly was there for the first time.

How he was so big I'll never know, but he was with his girlfriend and shooting the breeze with her and casually doing some sets.

This girl is using the pec deck machine and the guy comes over and hugs her and sits on the seat with her and goes 'lets do it right here' and they start laughing.

This whole ordeal took about five minutes of them being all lovey dovey.

Had I been waiting for that machine and not my pushover gym buddy, I'd have called up FLEX asap and got the job done.

Du · 03-15-2006, 08:32 PM

You shoulda jumped on top the chick while she was on top the guy.

soxmuscle · 03-15-2006, 08:33 PM

do you ever spare lives for sexual favors? it seems as if you're killing alot of good looking young ladies as of late...

Flex · 03-15-2006, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by fufu

But...why would you use a smith machine rather than free weights?

Well, i had just killed my chest, and i hate asking people for spots (since they usually either give too much assistance or not enough).

Plus the smither keeps my form perfect, and i can concentrate on bombing on my tri's.

Flex · 03-15-2006, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by soxmuscle

How he was so big I'll never know

You'd be suprised what that shit can do, bro.

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Originally Posted by soxmuscle

Had I been waiting for that machine and not my pushover gym buddy, I'd have called up FLEX asap and got the job done.

Dude, fuckin' call me next time! A hundred bucks is a hundred bucks.

KelJu · 03-15-2006, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by fufu

This guys also wears a belt while he uses the squat rack to do curls. Mind you, these are curls with 45 plates on each side, he likes to do half reps while swinging his hips like a pro.

Grrrrrr

Grrrrrrr

God damn asshole faggot fuck losers who use the only squat rack in my intire pussified gym to do curls are going to push me over the edge one day. I swear before all that is holy and true, I will hurt the next person doing this when I need to squat, and there are like 10 Ez-curl bars not being used.

Flex · 03-15-2006, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by soxmuscle

do you ever spare lives for sexual favors? it seems as if you're killing alot of good looking young ladies as of late...

"Susan, remember when I told you if we did it, I wouldn't kill you?"

"Ya....that's right, Flex, you did"

"I lied"

Flex · 03-15-2006, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by du510

You shoulda jumped on top the chick while she was on top the guy.

I stuck my finger in her butt as I walked by.....I think she thought it was him.

fufu · 03-15-2006, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Flex

Well, i had just killed my chest, and i hate asking people for spots (since they usually either give too much assistance or not enough).

Plus the smither keeps my form perfect, and i can concentrate on bombing on my tri's.

Yeah I hate asking for spots too.

fufu · 03-15-2006, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by KelJu

Grrrrrr

Grrrrrrr

God damn asshole faggot fuck losers who use the only squat rack in my intire pussified gym to do curls are going to push me over the edge one day. I swear before all that is holy and true, I will hurt the next person doing this when I need to squat, and there are like 10 Ez-curl bars not being used.

do it! do it! I get so pissed sometimes. One time I brought my friend with me to the gym and this guy was doing what I mentioned and I was so mad. My friend was like "calm down, it's not a big big deal". I was like, "No! You don't understand, there are several other places where he can be a pussy, the squat rack is not meant for that."

I think this guy passes himself off as a power lifter. I don't know though. He comes into the gym and just does curls. He claims he can bench 375 though. He wears these really baggy nipple exposing shirts too.

**CowPimp** · 03-15-2006, 09:34 PM

You should've asked the guy to work in. Hehe.

Mike Tuvre, USA · 03-15-2006, 11:05 PM

Not related, but the people that live at the gym who shave and stuff in the sinks, please clean the sink after you use it. All our sinks are full of beard scum.

AndrewSS · 03-15-2006, 11:19 PM

shoulda just jumped on top too hahahah

Flex · 03-16-2006, 04:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike Tuvre, USA

Not related, but the people that live at the gym who shave and stuff in the sinks, please clean the sink after you use it. All our sinks are full of beard scum.

gr81 · 03-16-2006, 04:15 AM

fucc that bullshit my friend, you gotta slip something into their water while they weren't lookin, that way you can't be linked to the crime...not that I'v done that before or anything...lol

what up homey!!!!!

**CowPimp** · 03-16-2006, 05:23 AM

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Originally Posted by gr81

fucc that bullshit my friend, you gotta slip something into their water while they weren't lookin, that way you can't be linked to the crime...not that I'v done that before or anything...lol

what up homey!!!!!

Haha, pure evil. I like it. Where have you been?

gr81 · 03-16-2006, 06:13 AM

ha, doin my thang baby, you knoooow. I'v been lurkin round not postin much. I see you've been crowned as moderator, congrats Cman.. good times

KentDog · 03-16-2006, 11:53 AM

I hate it when people use the squat rack for everything, especially if there is only one in the gym.

**CowPimp** · 03-16-2006, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by gr81

ha, doin my thang baby, you knoooow. I'v been lurkin round not postin much. I see you've been crowned as moderator, congrats Cman.. good times

That's cool. I've gone through phases like that too. Sometimes you just need a break; it almost becomes addicting or something. Haha. Thanks by the way.

Flex · 03-16-2006, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by gr81

fucc that bullshit my friend, you gotta slip something into their water while they weren't lookin, that way you can't be linked to the crime...not that I'v done that before or anything...lol

what up homey!!!!!

YAAAAAAA BUDDAAAAAAY

It's all taken care of. God rest their soul.

How you doin' my man??

gr81 · 03-16-2006, 06:02 PM

doin real well, done with my quarter as of yesterday, ready to hit the shoulders and back hard today baby!!! kindof took last week off b/c of how swamped I was but its all jesus...

03-15-2006, 08:26 PM	#1
Flex FLEXecutioner Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Pomping Iyuhn Posts: 6,278 Photos: 2	Gym aggravation So i'm moving on to triceps training in tonite's workout, and i'm looking for a smith machine so i can do close grip bench. There's 3 machines, and 2 of them are taken up by guys legitimately working hard. I get to the third one, and this fucking guy is laying on the bench, looking like he's taking nap. I sit there for about a minute waiting for this fuck, and then the unthinkable happens. His girlfriend comes over, and LITERALLY lays right on top of him and hugs him for like 2 FUCKING MINUTES. I'm sitting there thinking in what method i'm going to kill these assholes, be it with a heavy dumbell or my bare hands. Then I came to my senses and realized I don't want anyone to see my face and risk getting caught. Needless to say, I waited outside for these 2 after I was done with my workout, and now I owe myself $100. R.I.P.
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03-15-2006, 08:32 PM	#3
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03-15-2006, 08:33 PM	#5
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03-15-2006, 09:34 PM	#13
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03-15-2006, 11:19 PM	#15
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03-15-2006, 08:32 PM	#4
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03-15-2006, 11:05 PM	#14
Mike Tuvre, USA Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 74	Not related, but the people that live at the gym who shave and stuff in the sinks, please clean the sink after you use it. All our sinks are full of beard scum.

03-16-2006, 04:15 AM	#17
gr81 You Lack Intensity!!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Just below our civil disguise Posts: 6,378 Photos: 10	fucc that bullshit my friend, you gotta slip something into their water while they weren't lookin, that way you can't be linked to the crime...not that I'v done that before or anything...lol what up homey!!!!!
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03-16-2006, 06:13 AM	#19
gr81 You Lack Intensity!!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Just below our civil disguise Posts: 6,378 Photos: 10	ha, doin my thang baby, you knoooow. I'v been lurkin round not postin much. I see you've been crowned as moderator, congrats Cman.. good times
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03-16-2006, 11:53 AM	#20
KentDog College Grad Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: USA Posts: 2,793 Photos: 3	I hate it when people use the squat rack for everything, especially if there is only one in the gym.

03-16-2006, 06:02 PM	#23
gr81 You Lack Intensity!!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Just below our civil disguise Posts: 6,378 Photos: 10	doin real well, done with my quarter as of yesterday, ready to hit the shoulders and back hard today baby!!! kindof took last week off b/c of how swamped I was but its all jesus...
	Testosterone Site/Elite Fitness-Dave Tate/West Side Barbell/Berardi Nutrition & Sports Performance/Steroid Laws- Rick Collins/John Defendis Intensity or Insanity articles/Save the Supersonics

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