Reply With QuoteUmm, everyone knows that if you want killer abs you have to have an ab lounge. I lost 4 pant sizes on the ab lounge, but I think it's because my nuts got so much smaller when I bought it
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05-04-2006, 12:56 AM #1SHRUG LIKE YOU MEAN IT MODERATOR
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This is why there are so many people giving up on the fitness thing, greedy money hungry people selling ridiculous devices that will only not work, waste their money, and make people feel cheated.
"With this ab workout machine i lose 2 dress sizes in 2 weeks!"
"I lost an inch and a half off my waist in a week!"
"Now we're going to give our ab workout machine to some people who really know how to work their abs and see what they think:
'I do about 50-100 crunches every day and see no results.'"
"The problem with normal crunches is that when people do them wrong or too fast, they dont work out the right muscles. With this machine, you eliminate that problem!"
"With a few minutes a day on our program, youll lose the fat and those abs will show right through!"
And so on, and so on, and so on. GRAAAGH!
I hate crap like that, had to rant. The ad was hilarious at least.http://www.getlifting.info
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05-04-2006, 09:29 AM #3.::.:: Legend ::.::. ELITE MEMBER
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whats an ab lounge?
Im not a drug dealer, im a street pharmacist!
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05-04-2006, 10:32 AM #4fiendish thingy ELITE MEMBER
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only the best peice of equipment to get that 6 pack! No diet required!
Originally Posted by DiGiTaL
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05-04-2006, 11:19 AM #5Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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05-04-2006, 11:28 AM #6SHRUG LIKE YOU MEAN IT MODERATOR
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It really works! You still eat all the things you love like fries and pure cooked fat in a cup, and still have amazing abs by using the ab lounge for only 0.0003 seconds a day!
http://www.getlifting.info
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Wheres the beer and tv remote holders on it ????
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05-04-2006, 01:48 PM #8Registered User
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Man, I used the ab lounge and my bench and squat went up 100 pounds in 3 days.
It's an amazing device.
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05-04-2006, 05:14 PM #9Registered User
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Your right...too much wasted $$$
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05-04-2006, 06:24 PM #10Registered User
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Originally Posted by MACCA
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05-04-2006, 09:13 PM #11Fueled by Testosterone MODERATOR
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I love the ab lounge. "Sit on your ass and get the body of a model. It's really that easy!" God, people are fucking retarded.
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