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    I'm older then that chump

    I'm older then that 49 yr old chump on tv advertizing the new bowflex. I want to loose 6" on my waist and 26 lbs in ten weeks. I'm buying a bowflex.

    Now this is a wasted thread, but I will look great in ten weeks and then I'm going after that chick that also does the commercial. She has to be my age.

    100 gym exercises in one machine. Who needs freeweights.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gazhole View Post
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    You just like older chicks

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    I change my mind. No chick is worth getting slammed in the head.

    WASHINGTON (AP) -- Hundreds of thousands of popular Bowflex fitness machines are being recalled because of safety problems that have resulted in more than 70 injuries, the government said Thursday.

    The voluntary recall affects about 420,000 Bowflex Power Pro XL, XTL, and XTLU systems distributed by Nautilus Direct of Vancouver, Washington.

    The Consumer Product Safety Commission says the machine's backboard bench can unexpectedly collapse when being used in the incline position.

    There also are problems with the "Lat Tower," which attaches to the back of the bench and has a metal bar that the user can pull down to strengthen the upper body.

    Nautilus Direct says the frame of the tower can weaken over time, twist forward and fall -- hitting the user in the back, head or shoulder.

    Of the reports received, 59 people suffered injuries when the backboard collapsed. Another 14 were injured by the "Lat Tower."

    The machines in question were sold nationwide from 1995 to 2003 for about $1,200 to $1,600, depending on the model. Consumers are advised to stop using the backboard bench in the incline position, and immediately cease use of the "Lat Tower."

    "Most consumers are familiar with the Bowflex exercise machine," CPSC chairman Hal Stratton said in a statement. "If you have purchased a Bowflex, check to see whether it has been recalled. No one should take a chance and suffer a serious back or head injury while using a recalled product."

    The head of Nautilus, Gregg Hammann, says free repair kits will be sent to consumers with the recalled home gyms. The kits consist of a steel bar that will reinforce the bench and a steel bracket that will give more support to the "Lat Tower."

    Consumers can call Nautilus Direct at 1-888-424-3020 to receive the repair kit. Nautilus is also contacting owners of the machines by mail.

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    lmfao i seen that comercial their freaking dumb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tough Old Man View Post
    You just like older chicks
    What can i say? A woman who can take her teeth out just appeals to me for some reason.
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    That woman is 51 and I would do her in a heartbeat. I can only pray my future wife looks that good at her age.
    Today I can do what others will not so that tomorrow I will do what others cannot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ponyboy View Post
    That woman is 51 and I would do her in a heartbeat. I can only pray my future wife looks that good at her age.
    She definitely has a body. It's not a bowflex body but a bod for TOM

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tough Old Man View Post
    I'm older then that chump
    You probably stink more than him, too!
    If sense were common, everyone would have it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dale Mabry View Post
    You probably stink more than him, too!
    I pitty the fool who talks to me like that. But i could careless as long as i could get in her pants. Unlike your ass who only cares to perform in gay bars.

    Now where's that beer you owe me weinny boy?

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    The Bowflex is actually a good machine. I bought one a couple months ago and I have to say im very satisified with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigPapaPump68 View Post
    The Bowflex is actually a good machine. I bought one a couple months ago and I have to say im very satisified with it.
    You don't have to say a word, it's been well established how effective the bowflex is at building slabs of rock hard muscle, burning fat, and toning up those abs, giving you the six pack you've always wanted without all that silly dieting...

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    I said toning up. boo ya!!
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    No gym for home, work out floor with 30, but is it for 20 like 30 lb when you no lift it to be for men, for 30 lbs instead? or half is 10 for 20 pounds?
    yeah, that shit!!!

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    I prefer to tone down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tough Old Man View Post
    I'm older then that 49 yr old chump on tv advertizing the new bowflex.
    You need to buy a Chuck Norris Total Gym....then you can roundhouse kick the Bowflex guy right out of the TV.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tough Old Man View Post
    The Consumer Product Safety Commission says the machine's backboard bench can unexpectedly collapse when being used in the incline position.

    There also are problems with the "Lat Tower," which attaches to the back of the bench and has a metal bar that the user can pull down to strengthen the upper body.

    Nautilus Direct says the frame of the tower can weaken over time, twist forward and fall -- hitting the user in the back, head or shoulder.

    Of the reports received, 59 people suffered injuries when the backboard collapsed. Another 14 were injured by the "Lat Tower."
    I'm searching youtube right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I Are Baboon View Post
    You need to buy a Chuck Norris Total Gym....then you can roundhouse kick the Bowflex guy right out of the TV.

    Hey that's a great idea.

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    When my lat tower falls off of my bowflex on my head and after I own Nautilus from that I will send all of you guys a free one so you can see how good it works.

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