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  1. 10-20-2006, 12:19 AM #1
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    This made me laugh out loud...

    I went to BSN's official website, purely for shits and giggles.

    Boy did I get it.

    They have three personal trainers on the site, their history, accomplishments, etc.

    All young, skinny and exceptionaly goofy looking with even goofier workout programs

    Here is the link, check for youselves...under "Performance Specialists"

    Right.

    http://www.bsnonline.net/programs/pl...erformance.php



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    Quote Originally Posted by camarosuper6 View Post
    I went to BSN's official website, purely for shits and giggles.

    Boy did I get it.

    They have three personal trainers on the site, their history, accomplishments, etc.

    All young, skinny and exceptionaly goofy looking with even goofier workout programs

    Here is the link, check for youselves...under "Performance Specialists"

    Right.

    http://www.bsnonline.net/programs/pl...erformance.php



    Read through Eddie's hardcore workout and "best" squat.

    Sure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by camarosuper6 View Post
    I went to BSN's official website, purely for shits and giggles.

    Boy did I get it.

    They have three personal trainers on the site, their history, accomplishments, etc.

    All young, skinny and exceptionaly goofy looking with even goofier workout programs

    Here is the link, check for youselves...under "Performance Specialists"

    Right.

    http://www.bsnonline.net/programs/pl...erformance.php



    Read through Eddie's hardcore workout and "best" squat.

    Sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by camarosuper6 View Post
    I went to BSN's official website, purely for shits and giggles.

    Boy did I get it.

    They have three personal trainers on the site, their history, accomplishments, etc.

    All young, skinny and exceptionaly goofy looking with even goofier workout programs

    Here is the link, check for youselves...under "Performance Specialists"

    Right.

    http://www.bsnonline.net/programs/pl...erformance.php



    Read through Eddie's hardcore workout and "best" squat.

    Sure.
    His most hardcore workout is supersetted bicep/tricep shit? Give me a fucking break.
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  6. 10-20-2006, 07:45 AM #5
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    I was surfing the web for local gyms last week. A site featured full-body photos of their personal trainers. These guys looked to be in only average condition. I'd certainly not care much about any advice these guys might offer.

    I'd want to be around some hardcore SOB with a monster body calling me a pu**y, or at least someone that looks like he'd worked out before.
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  7. 10-20-2006, 08:48 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by JimSnow View Post
    I'd want to be around some hardcore SOB with a monster body calling me a pu**y, or at least someone that looks like he'd worked out before.
    dude, this is a bodybuilding site, not a gay fetish site!
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  8. 10-20-2006, 09:46 AM #7
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    these are the hobbies of one of them lol !!
    [quote]
    HOBBIES:
    On the average I train 4-6 times per week. My training consists of pre & post workout cardio sessions, stretching and weight lifting. Training for competition I will train 2x’s per day completing 10-12 workouts every 7 days – INSANE

    DESCRIPTION OF YOUR MOST RIDICULOUS WORKOUT:
    “Talk about Fully Loaded Guns”. (3 sets)Bicep-wide grip curls, super sets with Tricep- French Press until failure.(3 sets)Bicep- Hammer Curls on Incline Bench, super sets with Tricep- Close Grip Bench until failure(3 sets)Bicep- 21’s starting from top curls down to bottom curls, super sets with Tricep- kick backs until failure.[end quote]



    lol all of them are curls



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    Quote Originally Posted by MyK View Post
    dude, this is a bodybuilding site, not a gay fetish site!
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  10. 10-20-2006, 10:25 AM #9
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    The one guy Felipe is a freaking financial advisor - and lists those certs under his experience!? That's lame.
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  11. 10-20-2006, 10:34 AM #10
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    lol lmao!
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    ok everyone, get ready to try the "ROB" method--LMAO
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    Quote Originally Posted by kenwood View Post
    lol lmao!

    What are you laughing at? I thought those guys were your heroes.
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    Humph.....I sense a Kenwood linkage here.

    Quote Originally Posted by camarosuper6 View Post
    I went to BSN's official website, purely for shits and giggles.

    Boy did I get it.

    They have three personal trainers on the site, their history, accomplishments, etc.

    All young, skinny and exceptionaly goofy looking with even goofier workout programs

    Here is the link, check for youselves...under "Performance Specialists"

    Right.

    http://www.bsnonline.net/programs/pl...erformance.php



    Read through Eddie's hardcore workout and "best" squat.

    Sure.
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    I went to their site just to see what it was like... after reading all the bullshilt about their supps, I wanted a first hand look at it.

    It was hilarious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JimSnow View Post
    I was surfing the web for local gyms last week. A site featured nude full-body photos of their personal trainers. These guys looked to be in only average condition. I'd certainly not care much about any advice these guys might offer.

    I'd want to be around some hardcore SOB with a monster body calling me a pu**y, or at least someone that looks like he'd worked out before.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JimSnow View Post

    I'd want to be around some hardcore SOB with a monster body calling me a pu**y, or at least someone that looks like he'd worked out before.
    I completely agree i asked this guy if he knew any ways to increase the dificulty of dips and this fuckers like yea lemme put a some 45 plates on your legs and we'll see if that makes em hard enough for you.i only used one 45 plate but for sets of 25 thats hard the first set...the whole time he's like increase the weight.so i would..."you got that, next time use two 45's"...this guy was awesome.....fist tiem dips have made me sore that i can remember......workin out with a oldschool lifter is the best.
    currently 155 lbs ......goal 165 by november (thanks for the help )
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