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11-19-2006, 03:27 PM #1Registered User
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I Wanna Be Totally Erect.
Stepped out of the shower after a workout and a 14 hour shift throwing freight.
Exhausted and badly dehydrated.
I needed some rejuvination.
As the fog evaporated from mirror and mind... I began posing. What an opportunity to see my maleness.
It occurred to me... it's truley an exercise to both expand girths and contract muscles for the best overall presentations. And, how to isolate specific areas at the same time?
I got a huge pump from a few minutes of playing around! How do you look really big!!!
Any posing wisdom out there? I need to hear from experienced posers."Wait 'till you see special photos of my old man butt in April!"
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11-19-2006, 03:28 PM #2Registered User
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11-19-2006, 03:41 PM #3SHRUG LIKE YOU MEAN IT MODERATOR
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11-19-2006, 07:33 PM #4Amateur Gynecologist ELITE MEMBER
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Cover yourself in peanut butter. That always works for me.
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11-19-2006, 07:40 PM #5Registered User
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Boy at Health Clinic: Hey, do you have any extra large condoms?
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11-19-2006, 08:53 PM #6.::.:: Legend ::.::. ELITE MEMBER
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would be a good question to ask your parents.
lol jk,Im not a drug dealer, im a street pharmacist!
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11-19-2006, 11:28 PM #7Lexen Xtreme
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My brain just exploded.
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11-20-2006, 02:17 AM #8Registered User
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Oh my god, put me out of it .
consult to the doctors hehe.
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11-20-2006, 05:55 AM #9Registered User
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Get a few elastic bands put them around the base of your penis double them up so they are really tight and then marvel at the girth you get after a few minutes...
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11-20-2006, 06:01 AM #10pedal pedal pedal MODERATOR
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11-20-2006, 06:24 AM #11Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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(just kidding)
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11-20-2006, 09:23 AM #12Evil
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Yes, I would like a box of Trojan Magnums please... oh, and a box of rubber bands too... got some, uh, office work to do!
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
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11-20-2006, 11:12 AM #13Registered User
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page right out of your personal experience.
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11-20-2006, 09:33 PM #14Registered User
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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
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Flexing is great, it's important, especially if you are thinking of competing. Dorian Yates was a great poser
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12-13-2006, 09:15 AM #17The Damned ELITE MEMBER
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viagra? Originally Posted by JimSnow
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12-13-2006, 09:36 AM #18On a journey....... ELITE MEMBER
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I was thinking maybe M1T, but then he would need the Viagra. Originally Posted by PWGriffin
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12-13-2006, 11:02 AM #19Registered User
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these are the times u miss foreman
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12-18-2006, 08:43 AM #20Registered User
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He wasn't talking about that, he was talking about flexing in the bathroom, although it did sound wrong
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12-18-2006, 08:51 AM #21Young & Dumb User
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with the right combination of the words "shower, erect, maleness, girth" anything would sound... well
actually
come to think of it
any combination of these words just sound.. down right wronge
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12-18-2006, 08:53 AM #22Young & Dumb User
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i should add "playing around"
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12-18-2006, 08:54 AM #23Young & Dumb User
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but honestly i pose in fron of my mirror every day...
keep a mental record of how your progressing, keep yourself pumped about working out at make the nessecary changes... and well... if its your thing.. go ahead and play around a little... errrrr
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12-19-2006, 04:22 AM #24Registered User
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That's just wrong! You guys are a bunch of pervs! Originally Posted by plewser2006
but honestly i pose in fron of my mirror every day...
keep a mental record of how your progressing, keep yourself pumped about working out at make the nessecary changes... and well... if its your thing.. go ahead and play around a little... errrrr
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12-19-2006, 05:14 AM #25Creator of Chaos MODERATOR
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Originally Posted by vortrit
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12-19-2006, 05:14 AM #26Creator of Chaos MODERATOR
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Originally Posted by plewser2006
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12-19-2006, 05:15 AM #27Creator of Chaos MODERATOR
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it's just isometrics. It works, but I dont if it works permanently. I practice posing for an hour everyday, nearing my contests. i find it makes me harder.
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12-19-2006, 10:50 AM #28Registered User
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Anything and everything.
I "posed" the question out of the obvious jest.. but, I'm probably "still" a perv. LOL
My limited, and awkward, experience with posing (flexing muscles) has demonstrated that mastering the art will be difficult. It's tough - a workout in itself! I've cramped chest, tricep and thigh muscles doing it. I prettymuch work it in at the end of every routine."Wait 'till you see special photos of my old man butt in April!"
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