Suggestions for card slogans...

AKIRA · 05-21-2007, 11:02 AM

I went to apply at a new gym today (that was empty) and I got embarrassed when I was asked if I had a card.

What slogans do you guys suggest? I dont want to have something cheesy or common.

I live in Florida, I am NASM certified, I am Italian/Irish...I dont know, just throwing out some things about me that may help.

soxmuscle · 05-21-2007, 11:04 AM

Akira: Making You Less Fat Since 2005

kinkery · 05-21-2007, 11:41 AM

Akira: The Bigger The Better!

AKIRA · 05-21-2007, 11:41 AM

I figured this would get funny.

**Gazhole** · 05-21-2007, 12:02 PM

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NordicNacho · 05-21-2007, 12:15 PM

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Pianomahnn · 05-21-2007, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AKIRA

I went to apply at a new gym today (that was empty) and I got embarrassed when I was asked if I had a card.

Their asking for a card seems really odd. Sure, maybe it would be a good idea considering your line of work. But for them to ask for one (you're applying, they clearly will have all that info on the application materials) is just dumb.

In conclusion, any gym that asks for a card at the time of application is probably filled with a lot of other stupid, nonsensical crap.

maxpro2 · 05-21-2007, 02:11 PM

Akira: Titty inspector

MeatZatk · 05-21-2007, 02:18 PM

AKIRA: Making everyone in America's penis a little harder.

DOMS · 05-21-2007, 02:22 PM

Physical fitness is more than just better health, it's a better life!

maxpro2 · 05-21-2007, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by DOMS

Physical fitness is more than just better health, it's a better life!

Way to be serious lol

That's pretty good, I would replace health with looks though

ReproMan · 05-21-2007, 03:50 PM

AKIRA: "Hunting Hogs for over 10 years, now I just train them."

NordicNacho · 05-21-2007, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by ReproMan

AKIRA: "Hunting Hogs for over 10 years, now I just train them."

Witchblade · 05-21-2007, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by AKIRA

I am Italian/Irish.

Put that on your card. Just that.

Everyone knows you can't fuck with Italians and certainly not with the Irish.

Alternatively:

Once in a lifetime oppertunity...

Badass Irish/Italian wants to train YOU!

DOMS · 05-21-2007, 04:47 PM

I'm Irish and Italian, too. I just thought that it meant I was born drunk.

NordicNacho · 05-21-2007, 04:49 PM

Maybe you and Bigdyl can work as kind of a super training team

AKIRA · 05-21-2007, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pianomahnn

Their asking for a card seems really odd. Sure, maybe it would be a good idea considering your line of work. But for them to ask for one (you're applying, they clearly will have all that info on the application materials) is just dumb.

In conclusion, any gym that asks for a card at the time of application is probably filled with a lot of other stupid, nonsensical crap.

The place has a joint ownership. One wasnt there (the one that I was told to talk to) and the other one was busy with other shit in the back. So, she wanted a card to call me back.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DOMS

Physical fitness is more than just better health, it's a better life!

I almost laughed the hardest considering DOMS was being serious.

Thanks though, really.

Double D · 05-21-2007, 05:03 PM

As corny as this sounds, "Your dream body is waiting for you".

DOMS · 05-21-2007, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by AKIRA

I almost laughed the hardest considering DOMS was being serious.

Thanks though, really.

Well...it was either that or "Put it in the hole!"

**Gazhole** · 05-21-2007, 05:13 PM

Akira: The first step towards a better you is the one towards me.

MeatZatk · 05-21-2007, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Gazhole

Akira: The first step towards a better you is the one towards me.

Thats pretty good, I think you should use something like this.

**P-funk** · 05-21-2007, 05:19 PM

why do you need a slogan?

I find that stuff lame.

Just put your name, what you do (ie title) and your credentials.

AKIRA · 05-21-2007, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gazhole

Akira: The first step towards a better you is the one towards me.

That IS pretty good actually. It sounds a bit personal. I almost thought it was a pick up line at first.

AKIRA · 05-21-2007, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by P-funk

why do you need a slogan?

I find that stuff lame.

Just put your name, what you do (ie title) and your credentials.

Couldnt hurt.

ReproMan · 05-21-2007, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by P-funk

why do you need a slogan?

I find that stuff lame.

Just put your name, what you do (ie title) and your credentials.

**Gazhole** · 05-21-2007, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AKIRA

That IS pretty good actually. It sounds a bit personal. I almost thought it was a pick up line at first.

Its just crazy enough to WORK!

BoneCrusher · 05-21-2007, 11:51 PM

Slogans are nice and all. Kinda catchy sometimes ... but cash is better. Name, credentials, and some kind of offer maybe?

**P-funk** · 05-22-2007, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by BoneCrusher

Slogans are nice and all. Kinda catchy sometimes ... but cash is better. Name, credentials, and some kind of offer maybe?

I agree.

I think the slogans clutter the card.

Maybe something like your name, credentials and title on one side and then on the other side lines to write the date and time of the next appointment.

or, for people you are solliciting, on the flip side it could be something like "good for a free fitness assessment."

something to that effect.

BoneCrusher · 05-22-2007, 12:31 AM

LOL maybe Rob can set up a training certification program ... you'd be an IM certified trainer.

AKIRA · 05-22-2007, 09:24 AM

Like I said, it couldnt hurt. If its not a cheesy or common line and it doesnt crowd the text, why not?

Another idea would be something IN another language, but I dont know any other language.

If you guys dont like lines, what about pics on the card? Most of the trainers around here have their physiques on cards. Some look pretty shitty, some are from shows, but some look interesting. This big black guy that I know thats a trainer, hes always doing athletism kind of workouts and on the card, he looks like hes doing a balance + core + resistance movement. No one else has that.

05-21-2007, 11:02 AM	#1
AKIRA I am Rollo Tomassee.. Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Outside the box Posts: 8,787 Photos: 3	Suggestions for card slogans... I went to apply at a new gym today (that was empty) and I got embarrassed when I was asked if I had a card. What slogans do you guys suggest? I dont want to have something cheesy or common. I live in Florida, I am NASM certified, I am Italian/Irish...I dont know, just throwing out some things about me that may help. 6' 209lbs (8/16) Bench 365 (12/3) Weighted Pullups 80lbs 3x3 (3/19) Squat 370 Deadlift after herniation 385lbs 3x3 (3/17) NASM certified 2/06 Journal

05-21-2007, 11:04 AM	#2
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05-21-2007, 11:41 AM	#4
AKIRA I am Rollo Tomassee.. Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Outside the box Posts: 8,787 Photos: 3	I figured this would get funny. 6' 209lbs (8/16) Bench 365 (12/3) Weighted Pullups 80lbs 3x3 (3/19) Squat 370 Deadlift after herniation 385lbs 3x3 (3/17) NASM certified 2/06 Journal

05-21-2007, 12:02 PM	#5
Gazhole iwillmakeyousmelltheglove Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Wales, UK Posts: 8,001 Photos: 19	All Killer Iron Regime Advice: AKIRA!! http://sdatrainingprograms.blogspot.com - Updated 13/11/09 ***READ THIS FOR TRAINING INFO:*** http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/training/99879-articles-ironmagazineforums-members.html If you want to win the fight, say "I BELIEVE".

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05-21-2007, 02:22 PM	#10
DOMS Metrosexual Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 22,092 Photos: 1	Physical fitness is more than just better health, it's a better life!

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ReproMan Señor Member Elite Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Stuart, FL Posts: 7,260	AKIRA: "Hunting Hogs for over 10 years, now I just train them."

05-21-2007, 04:47 PM	#15
DOMS Metrosexual Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 22,092 Photos: 1	I'm Irish and Italian, too. I just thought that it meant I was born drunk.

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05-21-2007, 05:03 PM	#18
Double D Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Illinois Posts: 10,459 Photos: 1	As corny as this sounds, "Your dream body is waiting for you".

05-21-2007, 05:13 PM	#20
Gazhole iwillmakeyousmelltheglove Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Wales, UK Posts: 8,001 Photos: 19	Akira: The first step towards a better you is the one towards me. http://sdatrainingprograms.blogspot.com - Updated 13/11/09 ***READ THIS FOR TRAINING INFO:*** http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/training/99879-articles-ironmagazineforums-members.html If you want to win the fight, say "I BELIEVE".

05-21-2007, 05:19 PM	#22
P-funk Patrick Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: AZ Posts: 31,700	why do you need a slogan? I find that stuff lame. Just put your name, what you do (ie title) and your credentials. E-Book: Take Charge! Everything You Need To Know To Write Your Own Training Programs Online Consulting/Program Design Reality Based Fitness Podcast Check me out on Twitter! Subscribe to our free monthly newsletter! "In the beginners mind there are many possibilities, in the experts there are few." -Buddha's Little Instruction Book

05-21-2007, 11:51 PM	#27
BoneCrusher Lift or Die Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Austin Texas Posts: 8,589	Slogans are nice and all. Kinda catchy sometimes ... but cash is better. Name, credentials, and some kind of offer maybe?

05-22-2007, 12:31 AM	#29
BoneCrusher Lift or Die Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Austin Texas Posts: 8,589	LOL maybe Rob can set up a training certification program ... you'd be an IM certified trainer.

05-22-2007, 09:24 AM	#30
AKIRA I am Rollo Tomassee.. Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Outside the box Posts: 8,787 Photos: 3	Like I said, it couldnt hurt. If its not a cheesy or common line and it doesnt crowd the text, why not? Another idea would be something IN another language, but I dont know any other language. If you guys dont like lines, what about pics on the card? Most of the trainers around here have their physiques on cards. Some look pretty shitty, some are from shows, but some look interesting. This big black guy that I know thats a trainer, hes always doing athletism kind of workouts and on the card, he looks like hes doing a balance + core + resistance movement. No one else has that. 6' 209lbs (8/16) Bench 365 (12/3) Weighted Pullups 80lbs 3x3 (3/19) Squat 370 Deadlift after herniation 385lbs 3x3 (3/17) NASM certified 2/06 Journal

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