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    True Body Fat gauge

    True Body Fat gauge

    1. Strip down to your underwear.
    2. Stand in front of a mirror.
    3. Flex like the “Incredible Hulk”.
    4. Jump up while flexed and land on your feet with knees locked.

    The mirror will show you all the Body Fat.
    Repeat as time goes by to see you progress.

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    thanks for the contribution
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    WTF????? i guess i could see the morror would tell you if your a fat ass or not, but.... ahhhhh........ i think there are more accurate ways of finding out!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CORUM View Post
    WTF????? i guess i could see the morror would tell you if your a fat ass or not, but.... ahhhhh........ i think there are more accurate ways of finding out!
    But you don't look as cool doing traditional methods.

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    Even thought I posted this as a joke you know people will do it when they get a chance.

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    Yeah It Looks Cool You Can See Where You Jiggle And Need Work!!! Great Method!! Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lost Grizzly View Post
    Even thought I posted this as a joke you know people will do it when they get a chance.
    true, but i prefer to oil myself up before I do it.
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    now since this is the new method, how do you gauge the percentage? if you have a little jiggle in the lower abs whats the percentage? if you have a lot all over whats that? alittle everywhere etc.......?

    and oiling up does that make everything more noticable? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by CORUM View Post
    now since this is the new method, how do you gauge the percentage? if you have a little jiggle in the lower abs whats the percentage? if you have a lot all over whats that? alittle everywhere etc.......?

    and oiling up does that make everything more noticable? lol
    who said anything about gauging percentage? I just do this and blast some Wham! on my cd player.
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    Wham, huh? i guess i need some of that too!!!! wham and baby oil, im off to the store and then im of to do the hulk pose!!!!

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    I actually tried it last night for shits and giggles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lost Grizzly View Post
    Even thought I posted this as a joke you know people will do it when they get a chance.
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    Strip down to your underwear only? Why not take it all off & get the real picture, LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by go4kj View Post
    Strip down to your underwear only? Why not take it all off & get the real picture, LOL.
    I tried that first and got a Mushroom shapped bruise near my knee.

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    "Near" is a very relative term. For some it could be 2" & for others it might be 24". LOL, that's funny though......

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