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    Oats oats oats!!

    Oats Oats, their good for your heart the more you eat, it will stop the farts. They build muscle and give you energy, now have a bowl, and lets be merry!


    Okay now I have your attention, Post up your Best 100% Rolled Oat Recipe! How do you eat em? Cold, Hot, with beer? and how do you make em? GOOO

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    I eat em with Pussy- is that OK

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    Im down to hear some good recipes. Always looking for ways to not dread eating lol. I usually just throw them in a shake with peanut butter.

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    i put a cup of oats in a bowl and nuke a 1.5 cups water and pour it in tsp brown sugar let it sit and devour it, plain and simple

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    I put a bowl of oats with water in the microwave for 2 min and then add a scoop of strawberry blend protein and a little spoon of cinnamon
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    Quote Originally Posted by ordawg1 View Post
    I eat em with Pussy- is that OK
    Thats how I do it!!!!! Is there anything wrong with this way LOL????
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    Sometimes I make oatmeal pancakes with egg whites, oats (I food process half the oats) Splenda brown sugar, Cinnamon, Vanilla extract, small amount of olive oil.

    If I need fats I use a couple whole eggs or add walnuts. I have also added a scoop of vanilla protein powder or cottage cheese, just depends on how I want to make them that day.
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    im in for the ride i wanna see some new ways to chow down!

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    Mine is pretty simple but i love it....

    1 cup dry oats
    1 tbsp peanut butter
    1 scoop of chocolate isolyze (protein isolate)
    2 packets of stevia

    Most of the time i will just make it with water but sometimes i will make it with milk.
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    1.5 cup oats
    1/4 cup raisins
    Tsp honey
    Almond milk
    Nuke for 1 min

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    1 cup rolled oats
    1 scoop protein
    20oz water

    Shake and Drank!

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    Quote Originally Posted by OldSchoolLifter View Post
    Oats Oats, their good for your heart the more you eat, it will stop the farts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ordawg1 View Post
    I eat em with Pussy- is that OK
    LOL! I use that term too!

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    I put my oats in a bowl of water, and let it sit in the fridge for an hour or so. Take it out, drain the water and put two scoops of banana protein powder - pretty damn good and is like eating a cold cereal.

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    I fucking hate oats any way...
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    1 cup oats
    Water
    Cinnamon
    Cook 2 min

    Add walnuts, coconut oil and choc whey
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    I add agave nectar and cashews to a bowl of oats, makes it not soo shitty to choke down lol

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    In tge morning
    Oats
    Berries
    Bp
    Sometimes Almond

    Snacks
    Oats
    Bp

    Or in a rush to the gym
    1 Protein 40g
    1 cup Oats
    1/4 cup Almond
    1 Banana in the blender


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    Quote Originally Posted by ordawg1 View Post
    I eat em with Pussy- is that OK
    LOL - I think you are actually more out of control than I am!

    Two packs of maple oatmeal = 8 grams of protein
    Two scoops os EAS chocolate whey protein = 46 grams of protein
    Four packs os Splenda sweetener.

    Total protein 54 grams.


    I usually have between 2 - 6 servings depending on my meals.

    I have no idea how much I'm getting from beer - this week I'm
    on vacation so I imagine it will be a LOT!

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    For breakfast

    1-2 cup(s) oats with 1 or 2% milk uncooked. just eat it like cereal.

    And for a meal on the go

    1 cup oats ground in a coffee grinder with 50g whey isolate.

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    i've been eating oatmeal for 3 months straight for breakfast. I can't get tired of it.

    boiled water
    6 spoonfuls of oats
    2 spoonfuls of coffee cream
    1/2 spoonful of stevia

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    1 cup of oats
    6 jumbo eggs
    Big ass scoop of PB
    1 scoop Whey Isolate
    1 Banana
    8oz of Milk

    Blend and chug bitches...

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    Quote Originally Posted by GMO View Post
    1 cup of oats
    6 jumbo eggs
    Big ass scoop of PB
    1 scoop Whey Isolate
    1 Banana
    8oz of Milk

    Blend and chug bitches...
    - the eggs im not a raw egg guy and i think i ate so many banana's that i just cant seem to eat then anymore im gonna go grab some more eats on the way home and make some of these

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    Quote Originally Posted by GMO View Post
    1 cup of oats
    6 jumbo eggs
    Big ass scoop of PB
    1 scoop Whey Isolate
    1 Banana
    8oz of Milk

    Blend and chug bitches...
    6 whole eggs... i just couldn't do that, your a savage bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by ordawg1 View Post
    :di eat em with pussy- is that ok
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    1. two scoops chocolate protein
    half banana
    4 strawberry's
    tsp olive oil
    cup raw oats
    1/2 cup milk
    28 0z water
    blend and b-fast is served. If i dont feel like the berrys i will do peanut butter instead.

    2.If i wanna eat them
    1 cup and 1/2 oats raw
    cinn
    honey
    any kind of nuts i have on hand
    water
    nuke and served..

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    BUMP any other recipes?

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    1/2 c oats
    1.5 c whole milk
    2 scoops of whey
    1 tsp of fiber supplement
    2 tsp creatine monohydrate

    blender, drink, gym time

    Otherwise oats take forever to eat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ordawg1 View Post
    I eat em with Pussy- is that OK
    LOL - you're more predictable than me!

    And yes that's very OK.

    Two Packs of oats and to scoops of whey protein for me.

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    i like my oatmeal with a-bombs in the morning before workout. J/K i like the instant kind, apple and cinnamon, or maple and brown sugar.

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