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Several cannibals were recently hired by a big corporation. "You are all part of our team now," said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing.

"You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for
something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees."

The cannibals promised.

Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard, and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared.

Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals all shook their heads no.

After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the
others,

"Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?"

A hand rose hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued,

"You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Managers and no one noticed anything, but noooooo, you had to go and eat a secretary!"
 
Eat Butterfly.....in 6-7 days.
 
I didn't get that when Fitgirl emailed it to me!! :scratch:
 
Originally posted by Princess
I didn't get that when Fitgirl emailed it to me!! :scratch:
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You obviously don't work for a large corporation? Were there is always an abundance of Chiefs and not enough Indians. :D
 
See Princess... in the real world, in big business... it's really the secrataries that do all the work, not the managers.
 
Originally posted by butterfly
See Princess... in the real world, in big business... it's really the secrataries that do all the work, not the managers.
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I guess I need to get myself a secratary.:D
 
Originally posted by seyone


I guess I need to get myself a secratary.:D
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guess i gotta get myself a job :D
 
LOL, yeah the job usually comes first.
 
details :D
 
If you are Van Wilder you can hire youself an assistant.
 
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how does that work?
 
Hey-
we can have ourselves an "Eat your secretary week!"
 
Originally posted by seyone
If you are Van Wilder you can hire youself an assistant.
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Van Wilders assistant is Da' Man!!!! :D:D
 
Originally posted by Burner02
Hey-
we can have ourselves an "Eat your secretary week!"
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I don't have a secretary:(

Oh wait,:) Butterfly, ya into some role playing?:dance:
 
Originally posted by BjUaFyF


Van Wilders assistant is Da' Man!!!! :D:D
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yeah, he's funny as hell.
 
Originally posted by Fade99

I don't have a secretary:(

Oh wait,:) Butterfly, ya into some role playing?:dance:
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that would be a great "role"!!! (you lucky guy, you!) ;)
 
Originally posted by davidjasondean



that would be a great "role"!!! (you lucky guy, you!) ;)
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oh yeah...I can jsut see that:

"Oh, Ms Butterfly, could come into my office and DIC-tate an letter for me, please??"
:D
 
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I will be back in true from on Friday!!!! I'll be ripping these boards UP!!!!!
 
Good one B! I can think of a few managers that should be eaten! Then again, I can think of a few secretaries that should be too! :D

Cannibal jokes...

2 cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"

What's the true meaning of trust? 2 cannibals in a 69!
 
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hey lean!
You're back!
How was the hunny moon?
(or need we inquire??)
 
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