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This was recently emailed to me and I will post it "as is".

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.



Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.

Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:

Candidate A:

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.

He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B:

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C:

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?

Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.



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Candidate A is: Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B is: Winston Churchill.

Candidate C is: Adolph Hitler.



And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question:

If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven!



Pretty interesting?


Makes a person think before judging someone.

Never be afraid to try something new.

Remember: Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.



Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500

employees and has the following statistics:


29 have been accused of spousal abuse.

7 have been arrested for fraud.

19 have been accused of writing bad checks.

17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses.

3 have done time for assault.

71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit.

14 have been arrested on drug-related charges.

8 have been arrested for shoplifting.

21 are currently defendants in lawsuits.

84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year.



Can you guess which organization this is?



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Give up yet?


It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line!
 
How do they have bad credit making that kind of bank, they must spend money like Michael Jackson, or should I just say LIKE CONGRESSMAN! :rofl:
 
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What does not kill you
makes you stronger
 
I was pretty cool.
 
Damn... I killed bethoven and I voted Hitler into office :(
 
Originally posted by PreMier
Damn... I killed bethoven and I voted Hitler into office :(
same here:D
 
me too Premi

oh well, u should vote for me next time :p
 
WOW! What an interesting post! Thanks Kuso, it does make you think.......
 
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i saved a dog's life and i chose winston.

1. if it's not my child, it's not my business. who knows what treatment/plans/etc have already been implemented.

2. i'll trust someone that's been kicked out once and brought back (has to be good reason why they want him back, not to mention it could have been a liberal that pissed off some conservatives) smoked opium and settled on booze before i'd trust an 'honest' man
 
Good old USA...the land of 2nd chances. :)
 
i didn't kill beethoven and i also chose winston.
 
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