If you live near a military base.. its part of the 'package'..
Massaging your meat is the same as massaging anything else.. Last time I went to one .. after basic infantry training mid 90s.. I didn't even have the energy to go out looking for bar flies..
I went across street from Camp Geiger ... and there was a loooonnnng line of nothing but us jarheads and corpsman.. Sign with pricing pretty explanatory.. 1 woman 30 - 45 - 60 mins .. then 2 woman 30 - 45 - 60 mins ... etc etc. I got 2.. was the best fucking baby oil massage of my life..
With 10 mins left.. it was time to whip skippy.
One was kind enough to straddle my face backwards and let finger her ass lightly while they both jerked my pickle. I painted them both..
Was back in my rack sleeping in less than 20 mins.. slept til breakfast like a baby..
It was super affordable.. especially when you factor no drinking .. dinner.. no bullshit.
I guess not with the laws in Vegas. Here in fuckville USA There is not much. Besides Im a family man so a reach around is harmless.