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Ugh Monogamy....

skinnyguy180

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Just sneak him some cialis. What he doesnt know wont kill him. OR OR I'll take one for the team when you get bored with him just give me a call and I'll give you the best 2 mins and 4 inches I can muster.
 

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^^^reads cosmo
Yep I'll read cosmo between round of fucking a girl if that is all she has around. Know your enemy and defeat their tactics before they do them. Then you'll know where the weird ass questions come from on some pop quiz. And the pics are as good as maxim.
And you can show her the article supporting you when she balks about taking it in the ass, threesomes, or swallowing.

Now where are those pictures of OP. Nothing will get him riled up like watching you being serviced when he whines about being tired the next time!
 

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So I've been monogamous for over 5 months now. To a non-geared man. My sex drive is way higher than his and I'm getting frustrated.

Actually, my sex drive is a bit higher than most men I meet. At first they think I'm awesome, then I break them or something. I want to keep this one, but how can I get him to do something to boost his drive?

Next time you two have sex, wait for him to climax then choke the everloving shit out of him. I mean straight up Gary Ridgway that bitch, too. Stop when he's blue in the face, then shove him down and do it again.

This will either be the end of your relationship, or the birth of a far superior sex life you never knew existed. Either way works. Now go get him, you crazy fucking broad.
See how that works.
 

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So I've been monogamous for over 5 months now. To a non-geared man. My sex drive is way higher than his and I'm getting frustrated.

Actually, my sex drive is a bit higher than most men I meet. At first they think I'm awesome, then I break them or something. I want to keep this one, but how can I get him to do something to boost his drive?

pm me for all my lovin tips, ditch that asshole who cant get it up, get a visa and come to Australia, sell al your possessions and cum break me?????????LOL
 

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stick your wrist in his ass, take pitchers
 

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5000mg hcl arganine daily
Maca
Yohimbe
Nettle

Take all of those for a few weeks. If that doesn't work.......he's over you....it happens.
 

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Well if his dick doesn't work anyway, you may as well pump him full of tren. Make use out of him somehow.
 

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no excuse for a male not to perform
 

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nothing makes a man step up to the plate faster than him knowing ur looking for a new hitter!
 

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I'm so sexually frustrated!

(oops forgot to switch accounts)
 

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So I've been monogamous for over 5 months now. To a non-geared man. My sex drive is way higher than his and I'm getting frustrated.

Actually, my sex drive is a bit higher than most men I meet. At first they think I'm awesome, then I break them or something. I want to keep this one, but how can I get him to do something to boost his drive?

Obviously lying. Or your personality is so bitchy that guys can't stand you after a few weeks. Try a bag on your head and earplugs for him. GICH
 

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So I've been monogamous for over 5 months now. To a non-geared man. My sex drive is way higher than his and I'm getting frustrated.

Actually, my sex drive is a bit higher than most men I meet. At first they think I'm awesome, then I break them or something. I want to keep this one, but how can I get him to do something to boost his drive?

I think your fucking bitches unless your talking about fucking 24 times a day then I'm sorry
#SUPERCUNT
 

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I wish silverback would post up more pics of his alter ego.

Fake or not, I have a feeling I'd LHJO off to her pics.
 

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I wish silverback would post up more pics of his alter ego.

Fake or not, I have a feeling I'd LHJO off to her pics.


Oh i have some good ones.. So hot I'd eat the corn right out of her stool!
 

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My advice: Stop getting in monogamous relationships. I haven't been faithful to a girl or asked a girl to be faithful to me in years and I've never been happier. I'm in an open relationship now and I have no complaints, other than she doesn't clean the kitchen very well and she sucks at cooking.
 

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I had a fellin' this Cellardoor slut was a gimmick account.

I mean i've met some stupid bitches in my time but this one takes the

wedding-cakes48.jpg
 

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Just rape him, Captn style, chlorofome(sp) some rope and a dildo/viagra or ciallis and a wopping dose of test suspension should do it.
 

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Just rape him, Captn style, chlorofome(sp) some rope and a dildo/viagra or ciallis and a wopping dose of test suspension should do it.

Can't beat a good raping! :daydream:
 

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He wont take either of those. He prefers a more natural approach.


It would have to be something over the counter, something that could be seen almost as a vitamin.

Steroid injection while he's sleeping.
 

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Yep I'll read cosmo between round of fucking a girl if that is all she has around. Know your enemy and defeat their tactics before they do them. Then you'll know where the weird ass questions come from on some pop quiz. And the pics are as good as maxim.
And you can show her the article supporting you when she balks about taking it in the ass, threesomes, or swallowing.

Now where are those pictures of OP. Nothing will get him riled up like watching you being serviced when he whines about being tired the next time!

Reddog approves of this post. Know your foe, I've been skimming cosmo for years


:coffee:
 
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