Who wants to read stories of theCaptn' and Aries1 adventures?

[theCaptn']

You can vote, right here!

And maybe there will be votes along the way so you can influence what happens!














DISCLAIMER, BY VOTING I ADMIT I MAY BE HOMOSEXUAL IN NATURE, AND LESS LIKELY TO WORKOUT. AND HAVE A INCLINATION TO ABUSE PLACEBOS

 

[CellarDoor]

Hey Captn', you did that date go? Was it a success?

 

[theCaptn']

all will be revealed my fine woman ​

 

[klc9100]

i would be interested in hearing these stories of tea-bagging and anal debotchuary.

i've known that jew fag was your bitch for a long time now, cap't.

niggas don't need to hate the players, they need to hate the fucking game.

 

[heavyiron]

Aries is my lover, be careful not to damage the goods.....me get angry...

 

[theCaptn']

Aries is my lover, be careful not to damage the goods.....me get angry...

oh dear Heavy. Best you unsubscribe and read no further . .










. . . .

 

[klc9100]

damn, maybe i took that bitch all wrong. he got 2 pimps fighting over him, lol.

 

[Curt James]

(snip)
DISCLAIMER, BY VOTING I ADMIT I MAY BE HOMOSEXUAL IN NATURE, AND LESS LIKELY TO WORKOUT. AND HAVE A INCLINATION TO ABUSE PLACEBOS

God damn it.

 

[Curt James]

debotchuary

Now THAT is a spelling bee word if I've ever seen one.

I don't know how to spell it, but my Spider-sense says that is aaaaaall wrong.

Taking a stab at it with deboucherie.

Damn. Wiggly red line says FAIL!

Deboucherrie, debaucherie, debaucherrie...

Dabaucherrie, debauccherrie, debauchary...

(Googles)

I got >< close on the last try.

And look! Debauchery's popularity is up!

 

[klc9100]

OMG - the spelling nazi is here. lol.

 

[Curt James]

lol Beware!

 

[independent]

Curt needs to get laid.

 

[SFW]

Lol

 

[CellarDoor]

Well....

I'm glad we got that spelling thing all cleared up.




C'mon Captn' with the details of the story already!

(I think lack of sex makes me impatient)

 

[theCaptn']

I want moar votes goddamit. You all bitch so much about him, throw your vote in the rink

. . and be warned, this will be heavily moderated to suit the scripts

 

[CellarDoor]

I voted

 

[klc9100]

what kinda bullshit is this? i tried to vote again and it wouldn't let me. wtf. when my girl votes on american idle, she gets to vote as many times as she wants to. what kinda show are you running here, cap't??

 

[Curt James]

Curt needs to get laid.

I'm waiting on my computer bride to arrive.

...

Lol

Shut up! She's being delivered sometime this month.


In other news...
WHERE IS ARIES???!!

 

[Curt James]

bump for Aries1

 

[klc9100]

bump for Aries1

he's somewhere with an icepack on his asshole.

 

[withoutrulers]

ANAL CARNAGE!! rend that boy-twat to hamburger

 

[SilentBob187]

Crime Stinks: The Smell of Penetration - staring Dolph Lundgren as TheCaptn and that glitter fairy Robert Pattinson as the jew-bag Aries/Saney/whatever he's calling himself.

 

[Aries1]

Cute thread.

 

[Aries1]

Aries is my lover, be careful not to damage the goods.....me get angry...

Discretion is not a strong point I see.

 

[theCaptn']

Cute thread.

actually, it looks like you just may get bumped for GoPro

 

[ceazur]

i caught a quick snap shot of the two

 

[klc9100]

Cute thread.

i know saturdays are a big day for you fags. i bet your asshole is just kinda hanging open this morning like a glazed donut.

 

[Little Wing]

i know how to spell debauchery... and i want to see lots of it in this thread. it's already pretty funny.

 

[klc9100]

cap't - where the fuck are you?? you started this shit and now you're MIA. . .

 

[justhav2p]

I think the captn had to clean his shower drain, too much cum an poo clogging.