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SFW said:
Werd! just make sure its AFTER your messican handles "my" bidness in the John. Then im down for whatevers :coffee:
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You scratch my back, and she'll scratch yours
 
Little Wing said:
awwww. cheer up emo kid. i'm sure other men are so stupid they thought gams were tits too.





actually no. i think that was just you.... :coffee:
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Men are not stupid.

You are on this board trying to play mind games with men that are half your age like you have anything in common with any of them.
That is pathetic as well as a stupid waste of time for a woman of your advanced years whose tits and ass are starting to droop, who should be trying to find men of her own age in the real world before she hits social security retirement age.

Let me guess, you spend a great deal of time studying cruse line brochures dreaming of that cougar cruse on which you are going to spend half of your salary on in hopes of getting laid by a 22 year old.
That will laugh behind your back at you with his buddies telling them that he ran into this old broad on the cruse that bought all of his drinks during the cruse because he pretended that he liked her while fucking her.
 
:(
 
DBowden said:
Men are not stupid.

You are on this board trying to play mind games with men that are half your age like you have anything in common with any of them.
That is pathetic as well as a stupid waste of time for a woman of your advanced years whose tits and ass are starting to droop, who should be trying to find men of her own age in the real world before she hits social security retirement age.

Let me guess, you spend a great deal of time studying cruse line brochures dreaming of that cougar cruse on which you are going to spend half of your salary on in hopes of getting laid by a 22 year old.
That will laugh behind your back at you with his buddies telling them that he ran into this old broad on the cruse that bought all of his drinks during the cruse because he pretended that he liked her while fucking her.
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Link to said cruise?
 
DBowden said:
Men are not stupid.

You are on this board trying to play mind games with men that are half your age like you have anything in common with any of them.
That is pathetic as well as a stupid waste of time for a woman of your advanced years whose tits and ass are starting to droop, who should be trying to find men of her own age in the real world before she hits social security retirement age.

Let me guess, you spend a great deal of time studying cruse line brochures dreaming of that cougar cruse on which you are going to spend half of your salary on in hopes of getting laid by a 22 year old.
That will laugh behind your back at you with his buddies telling them that he ran into this old broad on the cruse that bought all of his drinks during the cruse because he pretended that he liked her while fucking her.
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LMFAO LOLOLOL I am starting to like this guy
 
What's a cruse?
 
DBowden said:
Men are not stupid.
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you lost me right there...

men have a cock and a brain but only enough blood to run one of them at a time.

next time let the viagra wear off before you start typing. :coffee:
 
actually there are some very classy, down to earth, sensible men on this forum that are loving and faithful husbands, good fathers, respectful friends... guys that feel no need to act like little thug tough asses. i have a lot in common with those people that put family first, try to be good people. there are a lot of older guys here that are very cool and a few young ones that are. there are also little shits that need their dicks stepped on occasionally. i seem to be doing pretty well for myself in the mix.
 
Little Wing said:
actually there are some very classy, down to earth, sensible men on this forum that are loving and faithful husbands, good fathers, respectful friends... guys that feel no need to act like little thug tough asses. i have a lot in common with those people that put family first, try to be good people. there are a lot of older guys here that are very cool and a few young ones that are. there are also little shits that need their dicks stepped on occasionally. i seem to be doing pretty well for myself in the mix.
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I'm not classy, down to earth, sensible, a father, a husband, or faithful...


But I'd hit it if you let me :)
 
heavyiron said:
What's a cruse?
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he means "cruise" he just can't spell it. maybe he can't see the screen very well without his granny glasses on. men his age get really mad when women my age ignore them for our younger partners. :coffee:
 
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honesty web cams do not lie and i can hold the interest of much younger men. it's not like i'm rich and there's anything to gain by faking an interest. i laugh at the whole cougar thing and tell younger admirers they really do not want an old lady. some are just very adamant that they do.
 
Saney said:
I'm not classy, down to earth, sensible, a father, a husband, or faithful...


But I'd hit it if you let me :)
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That's funny shit right there.
 
Saney said:
I'm not classy, down to earth, sensible, a father, a husband, or faithful...


But I'd hit it if you let me :)
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Saney again.
 
Little Wing said:
honesty web cams do not lie and i can hold the interest of much younger men. it's not like i'm rich and there's anything to gain by faking an interest. i laugh at the whole cougar thing and tell younger admirers they really do not want an old lady. some are just very adamant that they do.
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come on man


ill beg


i dont mind
 
I like having LW around. She tells it like it is, and is full of knowledge.

If you ever need relationship advice, or pussy eating advice she'll point you in the right direction.
 
i like sex, hell i love it but i am 100% just not interested in having sex just to get laid. been there done that and that's not me. you'd be surprised how many men here, young and old, actually like to talk and are looking for someone to confide in or help with a rough patch in their life or relationship. yea i know that's not cool and guys probably will not admit it but there are a shit ton of softies on this board that aren't just looking to get laid. way more goes on behind the scenes here than some realize. some feel more comfortable asking me to find out info because i've been here so long and seem non threatening i guess. they are prrreeeettty sure i'm not le.
 
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Little Wing said:
honesty web cams do not lie but heavy makeup can conceal many things and i can hold the interest of much younger men when I buy them expensive gifts. it's not like i'm rich and there's anything to gain by faking an interest. i laugh at the whole cougar thing and tell younger admirers they really do not want an old lady. some are just very adamant that they do because they have more money and are more desperate than younger women whose tits and ass are not drooping.
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Fixed.
 
lube advice, loosening a woman up for anal advice, what to say to your gf to make her stop being pissed advice, i dated a tranny advice, sex toy advice... i'm not real sure but i think that old fart has alzheimers.
 
DBowden said:
Fixed.
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i don't wear make up, don't buy gifts, and my kids spend money as fast as i can make it. any guy better count on pulling his own weight. or dick.
 
Little Wing said:
lube advice, loosening a woman up for anal advice, what to say to your gf to make her stop being pissed advice, i dated a tranny advice, sex toy advice... i'm not real sure but i think that old fart has alzheimers.
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I need some advice

I'm going to visit my gf in another state soon.. this is also the same place SFW lives.. soo can you advise me on how to get him to sleep with me while i'm there for a week? i'd really like tap that fine ass of his.

Thanks in advance!

oh.. and GYCH!
 
i have nothing against a younger partner but one that needs to lean on me in any way but as the woman in his life is out of luck. i'd have to respect a man to even consider it and no one respects a partner of either sex that leaches off the other.
 
Saney said:
I need some advice

I'm going to visit my gf in another state soon.. this is also the same place SFW lives.. soo can you advise me on how to get him to sleep with me while i'm there for a week? i'd really like tap that fine ass of his.

Thanks in advance!

oh.. and GYCH!
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slip him a roofie that will start taking effect about 3 minutes after he... wait sfw?? 15 seconds after he starts fucking your messican. he will be about half way to the big o at this point so you will have to a) be rough and ready and b) act quickly. sneak up behind him break a popper or two under his nose and let him have it.

pics or it didn't happen.
 
Little Wing said:
slip him a roofie that will start taking effect about 3 minutes after he... wait sfw?? 15 seconds after he starts fucking your messican. he will be about half way to the big o at this point so you will have to a) be rough and ready and b) act quickly. sneak up behind him break a popper or two under his nose and let him have it.

pics or it didn't happen.
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Thanks!!
 
make sure to knock him up so he can't cry rape. :coffee:
 
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