A)go cut your fro you jiggly titted faded old t-shirt wearing, ashy elbowed geek...
B)grow the fuck up and stop playing with your balls, thats what women are for...
C)Expressing your undying devotion to your love of balls....GAY
D)how you gonna call someone fat, get back in your dilapidated, red wreck in the background and get your ass home before your momma calls you up wondering where her Maccy Dee's is....she sent you out 3 hours ago and she's having withdrawals....