HMO vs. PPO

[Rusty]

The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating. "Oh my God", said the Queen,
"that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?"

The Doctor leading the tour explains; "I am sorry your ladyship, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen.

If he doesn't do that 5 times a day, they'll explode, and he would die instantly."

"Oh, I am sorry", said the Queen.

On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job. "Oh my God", said the Queen, "What's happening in there?"

The Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."

 

[MJ23]

I knew Humana and Anthem have lame coverage in comparison


I want that health plan

 

[Rob_NC]

I wanna know which one's which. We just switched this year and I wanna know if I'm gonna get screwed or not.

 

[Rusty]

Originally posted by Rob_NC
I wanna know which one's which. We just switched this year and I wanna know if I'm gonna get screwed or not.

That's a given, no matter what plan you choose. YEP, your gonna get it right up the ole, Keister........

 

[butterfly]

I'd like to be a patien under that PPO It applies to women as well, right?

 

[Rusty]

Originally posted by butterfly
I'd like to be a patien under that PPO It applies to women as well, right?

BUTTerFLY, when did you get testicles?

 

[butterfly]

A woman's juices build up and need to be released, too.

 

[ALBOB]

Originally posted by butterfly
A woman's juices build up and need to be released, too.

Looks like Fade's not takin' care 'o biness.

 

[Rusty]

Originally posted by butterfly
A woman's juices build up and need to be released, too.

Juices? Damn, I'm going to ask for orange flavored next time I talk to my wife.......

 

[butterfly]

Originally posted by ALBOB
Looks like Fade's not takin' care 'o biness.

Oh he does a great job of opening that flood gate

 

[DaMayor]

Lalalalalalalalalal..I can't hear you..Lalalalalalalalalalala.

 

[ALBOB]

Originally posted by butterfly
Oh he does a great job of opening that flood gate

Maybe so, but apparently he doesn't do it often enough.

 

[Rusty]

Originally posted by ALBOB
Maybe so, but apparently he doesn't do it often enough.

Give the guy a break. He has laundry to do now..........

 

[naturaltan]

 

[MJ23]

Originally posted by Rusty
Give the guy a break. He has laundry to do now..........

 

[ZECH]

Originally posted by Rusty
Give the guy a break. He has laundry to do now..........

And dinner to cook!!

 

[ZECH]

Originally posted by DaMayor
Lalalalalalalalalal..I can't hear you..Lalalalalalalalalalala.

Absolutely!!