What was the last lie someone told you?

[Vieope]

 

[A Black Guy]

"I'll only put the head in."

Wait, nevermind.

 

[maniclion]

"I don't think I can take the whole thing."

wait, nevermind....

 

[MCx2]

"Don't worry, that's just razor burn."

 

[AKIRA]

The girl tripped.

 

[BoneCrusher]

The girl tripped.

... and she's still trippin'.

 

[The Monkey Man]

My herpes is in total remission

 

[fufu]

I love you.



jk...I don't fucking know. But I am going to be on the look out just for this thread.

 

[Gazhole]

"Sure man, Crocodiles LOVE cuddles!"

 

[Rubes]

me: so your 16 right?
girl: yeah im 16.
two hours later her friend walks up
girls friend: you know shes only 15 dont you
me: well fuck there goes my buzz

 

[Doublebase]

That he is 15 and claimed he made 60 grand a year.

 

[tucker01]

That he is 15 and claimed he made 60 grand a year.

Did you fall for it and hook up, thinking you had met your sugar daddy?

 

[Rubes]

That he is 15 and claimed he made 60 grand a year.

sry im not 19inchpump

 

[Twigz]

I swear to GOD I didn't do it!!!

thats what they all say, like adding GOD will really make me believe that shit