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The Mouse trap....

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A mouse looked through a crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife opening a package; what food might it contain?

He was aghast to discover that it was a mouse trap!

Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning, "There is
a mouse trap in the house, there is a mouse
trap in the house."

The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Mr. Mouse, I can tell you this is a grave concern to you,
But it is of no consequence to me; I cannot be bothered by it."

The mouse turned to the pig and told him, "There is a mouse trap in the house."

"I am so very sorry Mr. Mouse," sympathized the pig, "but there is nothing I can do about it but pray; be assured
that you are in my prayers."

The mouse turned to the cow, who replied, "Like wow, Mr. Mouse, a mouse trap; am I in grave danger, Duh?"

So the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected to face the farmer's mouse trap alone.

That very night a sound was heard throughout the house, like the sound of a mouse trap catching its prey. The farmer's
wife rushed to see what was caught.

In the darkness, she did not see that it was a venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught.

The snake bit the farmer's wife.

The farmer rushed her to the hospital.

She returned home with a fever. Now everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer took his
hatchet to the farmyard for the soups main ingredient.

His wife's sickness continued so that friends and neighbors came to sit with her around the clock. To feed them, the
farmer butchered the pig.

The farmer's wife did not get well, in fact, she died, and so many
people came for her funeral the farmer had the cow
slaughtered to provide meat for all of them to eat.

So the next time you hear that someone is facing a problem and think that it does not concern you, remember that when
the least of us is threatened, we are all at risk.

And so it may be with Germany, France and Belgium again one day.....
 
:laugh: I'm having trouble deciding if France should be represented by the chicken (The obvious choice) or if they're just a bunch of big fat pigs. :laugh:
 
Originally posted by DaMayor
Oh? What's this? DaMayor pulls one off without any repercussions? I don't believe it.:eek2:

Oops sorry..........................You silly Americans think that just because you're the richest, most powerful country in the world you can make the rest of us do whatever you want us to. Well I'm here to tell you...........................................:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Sorry DeMayor, I couldn't keep a straight face any more. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
great story...
 
so ... did the mouse get trapped? :shrug:
 
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Where is the mouse??
 
I was just trying to be difficult, I never read your post.. Too long

:)
 
BITCH:grumble:
 
Originally posted by crunch
If only they had gotten together and launched a pre emptive strike against the farmer. :crazy:

They'd still be alive. :D
 
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