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this has probably already been posted but still great news

Is it possible? For those who respond well to the enanthate ester, this seems like a reasonable idea to extend the release even further and slower. The DRSE Labs need to get to work on this miracle cure for unjerkedliness.

Who's got the cheapest primo and why shouldn't I run a Big primo/mast blast? Will my prostate become grapefruit like? Will my cack become even bigger (no mas)? Tell me the glories of using this fabled drug.

Anyone not recognizing this historical figure should assume all anal procedures require the use of a drill and a doorknob bit.

Anyone else sick of the phrase "balls deep"? Our culture's demand for hyperbole has driven us to require increasingly extreme descriptive terms for our comments to warrant any attention. I would like to offer up a new extremity for deepness: Hole to Hole. Having penetrated beyond the...

So when did these guys become a sponsor? They seem extra legit. Finally someone who knows how to correctly spell "cretid card". They trade in euros too for us fast lane, scarf wearing, Deadmau5 listening, cretid card slinging, wine sipping, skinny jeans wearing, cheese smelling, hybrid driving...

"You should never wash your hands because then you will have more germs than everything else and other germs will just think "what's the point." Keeping a piece of week old raw chicken in your shirt pocket will prevent people from complaining about your halitosis. Smearing...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=FELO-UbBrNQ I commandeth thou to watcheth this with straight face.

Someone's comment on the video was this guy is now aussie's education minister.

If you ever get the chance to see these guys live, you should do what ever you can to go. They are absolutely the cream of the crop.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&v=cbqMWWqVFAE&NR=1Is there anything trannies can't do?

Swarm of rapists Acid colon Vagina Monohogs Queef cake 6 pound nipples Rotted effluence Queezy cheese wiz You are all invited to steal these for your xylophone quartets and Glee style fag parties. Come up with more or/and I'll sexy time your corpse.

I've been to a very large number of funerals. At every single one, it's never failed that I'll think of the world's funniest joke or something incredibly retarded that will cause me to have to tuck my chin into my chest and try not to draw attention to my laughter. Your friend or family member...

Feel free to add some of your favorite tunes to blaze to.

I don't personally facebook cause it's far too hetero for me, but for those of you who do, I'd like to issue a challenge. I'd like to see the term "jerkitalia" catch on as a facebook meme. Don't bother asking what it means, I'm prone to fits of whimsy. I don't think any of you got the stones to...

Please pay extra note to the epic rap skills of a young Ice-T.

Ever think about that? Mine's is gonna say: "Gloria Estefan was right, the rhythm did finally get me." Or the much more philosophical: "I ain't raisin no down-syndrome baby!!!" Please enlighten us all with your final gesture to world of the living.