Me and seven of my buddies are going on a cruise on March2-5 to Ensanada for the second half of one of our buddies bachelor parties. All but two of us are 21 and the others are 20. None of us are going for the shows of the food spicifically, we are all going to see how many times we can score if at all. and to see all the skin we can while taking pics (women of course). My question is how easy are the girls on cruises? Any advice or cool stories would be appriciated!
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How easy are girls on cruises?
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wow.
You'll get all the pussy you can handle ... just ignore the fact that all the women have blue hair, may have fucked your grandpa back when he was your age, bought Frank Sinatra records when they were new, and prolly voted for Ike and you might even enjoy it.
Hah!! A lot of people told me that! I'm not going on a Norwegian cruise line of a Disney cruise its actually Royal Carribean and its around spring break. My buddies travel agent told us from the beggining of March through August their would be plenty of girls our age.
Come on, the older ladies need some too
Go to an old folks home- same crowd but easier on the pocketbook. 
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With the right drugs, every girl is easy. 
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With the right drugs, every girl is easy.
How do you think Manic is so promiscuous?
This is lame.
The girls are only as easy as you are suave. Present an aura of sex god and you'll get pussy. Act like a fucking douchebag weenie and you'll be playing shuffleboard with the old people.
It's all in the game. And my assumption is that since you posted this thread you'll be playing shuffleboard.
Bitch.
The girls are only as easy as you are suave. Present an aura of sex god and you'll get pussy. Act like a fucking douchebag weenie and you'll be playing shuffleboard with the old people.
It's all in the game. And my assumption is that since you posted this thread you'll be playing shuffleboard.
Bitch.
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I bet BigDyl is a shuffleboard expert!
How did you know about that?
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If you are talking to a girl only to fuck her, you probably won't get laid. Women can smell that from a mile away. Now if you look like Brad Pit, it wouldn't matter.
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I guess we now know that you prefer to 'lodge' in the stern....
JesusfuckingHChrist they have an all gay cruise ship line?
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And Nacho was the only person that new anything about it.
Is he try ing to tell us something?
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Although, I did find this thread pathetic, friends of mine have mentioned a trip on a cruise. Of course, they mentioned it for the sake of being ON A CRUISE, but the thought of getting some ass did come up.
Seems like an alright vacation, I just dont know which cruise line would be most likely to have people in my age bracket.
Seems like an alright vacation, I just dont know which cruise line would be most likely to have people in my age bracket.
I guess. But that's just weird.
What if you enjoy playing shuffleboard? Can you get pussy AND play shuffleboard?
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Depends on how much of a hoe the chick is and how cocked she is. Then she'll probably wanna casual fuck just as much.
Go to have a good time -despite if you get laid- and everything will likely work out. And if that doesn't work- and it sucks ass- jump ship.
If it's a Casino Cruise then you'll have a better chance of their being some hot chicks, but most likely you'll find middle-aged married women taking a cruise with their girlfriends away from their hubbies, then you'll find just marrieds and then some retirees....your best action might come from the employees like waitresses and bartender chicks.
I think your best chances would come around Spring Break when the college girls might be out...
I think your best chances would come around Spring Break when the college girls might be out...
Well I guess the thread is pathetic. I originally joined in hopes of asking people real bodybuilding questions, but after seeing that no one puts thier real pictures up and all your lifting stats are as low as they are I decided to leave a thread About a cruise and leave the lifting questions up to people on another site where they actually show that they are bodybuilders.
Your third post is a beauty.
This is me in the picture below, I am more into keeping in shape I inspire to be a fitness model...i'll leave the big muscles for the big boys.
PM me if you want the rest.
Most of the folks here are honest about what they are lifting and don't bloat their stats so they look cool online, and further more Mr. Fagvomit bodybuilding isn't about the numbers you can stack on a bar, it's about the numbers you can get on a measuring tape and on a scale while keeping the fat %'s down.....so go do what ever you do well you freakin' hiney weasel!!!!
