Never let a salesperson in your house

[bigss75]

Thought yall like to hear a bizarre story that happened to me today.

Well tonight around 9 pm a chick was going door to door selling all purpose cleaner, she comes to me and my roommates door and starts ringing. I told him not to even ask because there has been all sorts of kids selling magazines. Anyway he answers it and she starts doing he bit blah, blah and my roommate likes to talk to everyone so he talks to her for a good five minutes and she asked if she could use our bathroom. I'm thinking pretty f*cking sketchy but my roommate is too nice to say no and lets her in. We both watch her into the bathroom and she gets out after 5 minutes no flush or anything and quickly said bye and ran off. We're both thinking she must of done coke or something in out bathroom. So we look around and trying to make sure there's no needles, bags, etc. Then we realized she drank all our mouth wash easily 300 ml of it. Must be a hardcore alcky if you drink someone elses mouth wash. We went out looking for her but she was around the block by then.

We usually don't let strangers in but she was ok looking in her late 30's plus I had my 9 iron in case shit had to get nasty.

 

[Mista]

 

[mike456]

to the second power

 

[fufu]

Getting boozed on a tuesday night off of a stranger's listerine...been there.

Seriously, that is fucked up and pretty cool at the same time.

 

[Vieope]

Seriously, that is fucked up and pretty cool at the same time.

 

[Vieope]

Was she hot?

 

[KentDog]

I'm shocked. I hear that can really take a toll on your stomach.

 

[Uthinkso]

I'm all the only one that noticed he and his roommate were ready to fend of this women with a 9 iron. Thats awesome!!!

FOUR!!!!!!!

 

[tucker01]

Was she hot?

The most important post is this.

 

[A Black Guy]

Make sure you check the tank of your toilet, maybe she dropped an upper decker on you guys.

 

[Doublebase]

Make sure you check the tank of your toilet, maybe she dropped an upper decker on you guys.

You're def not a newbie.

 

[A Black Guy]

You're def not a newbie.

Au contraire. 2 days, lurked once or twice.

 

[soxmuscle]

I agree, looks are everything here.

If you're hot, I'll let you in my house to go the bathroom.

So, was she?

 

[bigss75]

She wasnt fat or completely ugly. She had leather skin from tanning all the time. Looked like the type of older woman you would pick up at your local trailer park or dive bar.

 

[tucker01]

Ok would you fuck her.

 

[A Black Guy]

Probably be like fucking the open end of a Louis Vuitton sunglass case.

 

[bigss75]

Ok would you fuck her.

Thats not saying much, though

 

[tucker01]

It is though. Cause Well I would bang alot of chicks, so if she isn't fuckable, then I would be laying some beatings on the roommate.

 

[Jodi]

Getting boozed on a tuesday night off of a stranger's listerine...been there.

Oh that's a weekly thing...........what's so strange about that?

 

[soxmuscle]

You should have worked some moves, got some drinks with her and reamed her two hours after meeting her. Mistakes were made last night.

 

[bigss75]

You should have worked some moves, got some drinks with her and reamed her two hours after meeting her. Mistakes were made last night.

Chicks who steal mouthwash to get drunk is kinda a turn off for me. There's thousands of younger, somewhat cleaner, females on campus that Id rather bury my beak in.

 

[tucker01]

When you get older, you will realize your mistakes

I agree with Sox HAHAHA.... gotta take advantage of the situation.

 

[rooptophunny]

that's a pretty crazy story...

weird. i usually never let strangers in.

 

[Rubes]

that's a pretty crazy story...

weird. i usually never let strangers in.

even if they have candy?

 

[TCAP28]

Those kids selling the magazines can get hardcore sometimes. One time, one of them did not like to take No for an answer. I told him no and proceeded to close the door. He started yelling "why are you being such an asshole?" He started banging on my door and wanted me to fight him.

 

[bigss75]

Those kids selling the magazines can get hardcore sometimes. One time, one of them did not like to take No for an answer. I told him no and proceeded to close the door. He started yelling "why are you being such an asshole?" He started banging on my door and wanted me to fight him.

They always tell us they get points to go to mexico, like I give a shit if you go on vacation or not. This one told me to help him out, then I said if I wanted to help a kid out Id donate to make a wish, then this sob tells me their taking collections for make a wish. I really dont mind get subscriptions from real kids like the ones in middle school but these kids are around my age 19-24 and all seem strung out on meth.

Between the mouthwash mama and these magazine people the no soliciting is getting bought tomorrow.

 

[Double D]

Classic!!!!!

 

[A.J]

Make sure you check the tank of your toilet, maybe she dropped an upper decker on you guys.

Thats fucking funny....I will have to remember that one for next time I visit the tax office!! LOL

AJ

 

[fufu]

They always tell us they get points to go to mexico, like I give a shit if you go on vacation or not. This one told me to help him out, then I said if I wanted to help a kid out Id donate to make a wish, then this sob tells me their taking collections for make a wish. I really dont mind get subscriptions from real kids like the ones in middle school but these kids are around my age 19-24 and all seem strung out on meth.

Between the mouthwash mama and these magazine people the no soliciting is getting bought tomorrow.

lol, that reminds me, one of those crazy bitchs came to my dorm room two years ago. I was a newb and let her in, and she started going on and on and on and on about how she could go to Amsterdam if she sold enough subscriptions.

Funny thing was, she made it sound like I could get free subscriptions, and then she was like, "what's your credit card number"? I told her I wasn't spending money. She really didn't like to hear that, she was like "but I already wrote your name down!". Eventually she left. She was so enthused, I bet she was on cocaine or something.

Later I saw her when walking around campus and she asked if she could use my cell phone, lawl. She was pretty good looking, but had a lisp and a lazy eye. Besides that and the crack addiction, a real winner.

 

[bigss75]