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hiding razors in your mouth?
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legal: probably
stupid: definetly
stupid: definetly
wtf...
keep an eye on this thread, because things could get interesting..just a hunch. i see this thread going somewhere, though. ..and its definitely not up-hill..
Giving a lot of forced blowjobs are we?
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I never would have believed it, but you are becoming as retarded as kenwood.
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Swallow.
They are like weeds, you kill them and next thing you know they grow back.
Sorry, but I laughed again.
You know, I think I figured out his fascination for the black culture.
He likes black dick, it's as simple as that.
He likes black dick, it's as simple as that.
i genuinely wonder why you would ask this
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Well danny, I understand where you are coming from. After my few stints in the slammer I thought about bringing in a razor to castrate "Bubba" the next time he tried to make me his bitch. They will actually use a glove to swipe your mouth for the razor when they lock you up. I recommend keeping the blade covered and shoving it AT LEAST 12 inches up your ass, use a rod like a old cannon to get it way back there. If you get it far enough they want get it, just wait for it to come out.
I am really trying to be more helpful, hope that answers your question.
I am really trying to be more helpful, hope that answers your question.
i just saw some psycho rapist murderer in The Stendhal Syndrome do that.
things didn't turn out so well for him.
things didn't turn out so well for him.
How about just not acting like a jackass, not getting your ass thrown in jail, and not having to worry about where the fuck it's possible to stick a razor blade? Anyone thought of that one yet? Sounds like a plan to me! 
seriously, it would be considered a concealed weapon. you'd be in a heap of shit.
Looks to me like that's Mike Tyson as your Avatar. Ooooookay! Nuff said!
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You ought to be so proud of yourself
Reason number 167393303 why I don't have kids.
Dipshits like that are a result of shitty parents.
Why don't you just take a "one-hitter" and your coke to the game. Do they ever ask you why you're carrying a mirror?
You ought to be so proud of yourself
Reason number 167393303 why I don't have kids.
One of those 167393303 reasons had to be because they shit themselves. Am I right?
Nah, I could handle that. Nah, kids themselves I love and could handle. If they could stay young forever, I'd have a ton of them. The fact that they will become teenagers at some point is when I would probably go to jail for child abuse LOL.
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Most accurate thing posted this week.
