The Clean Thread! An AP, SFW, LHJO, Prip, GICH Thread!

[Tesla]

Milfie's Husband just knocked on my door...Milfie answered my door and they walked away and are talking.....bad stuff is happenning.........updates later........

I don't like the looks of this at all.....He took her kid too

 

[theCaptn']

supp cock-knockers? I gave myself a Dutch Rudder last night . .now that def. ain't gay, just a little awkward . .

. .anyway, my prop gonna run out shortly . . bumping Sus up to 750 to compensate . . also, I dont think these dbols as strong as last batch, which I have a few left . . Im gonna swap over

Gears!

 

[Tesla]

Milfie's Husband just knocked on my door...Milfie answered my door and they walked away and are talking.....bad stuff is happenning.........updates later........

I don't like the looks of this at all.....He took her kid too

Milfie's hubby kidnapped kid and now I'm on the lamb.........Any advice I could ever give you young-uns is to never fuck with Married Milfs/Gilfs.......and separated is no exception.........He knows where I live now and I'm packin'............shit is soooo fuckin' wrong........I don't even want to go to sleep tonight without one eye open

 

[jcar1016]

Aint no puss worth a bullet. Board up the windows AL

 

[theCaptn']

if you can take out dayday or a car load of Mexicans, then this POS should be no prob Muscles

 

[jcar1016]

if you can take out dayday or a car load of Mexicans, then this POS should be no prob Muscles

Its no use Capt Al done fled to Mexico

 

[Buzzard]

Aint no puss worth a bullet. Board up the windows AL

I'm packin at all times. They better get a good shot on me.

 

[GearsMcGilf]

Milfie's hubby kidnapped kid and now I'm on the lamb.........Any advice I could ever give you young-uns is to never fuck with Married Milfs/Gilfs.......and separated is no exception.........He knows where I live now and I'm packin'............shit is soooo fuckin' wrong........I don't even want to go to sleep tonight without one eye open

HFS knig! Or should I say dad? Just keep the door locked and if he confronts you, you had no idea the ho was married. Just be all contrite, blame eerthing on her, and all should be cool. It's not like he didn't know she was a ho already.

Anyhoo, another good night of gilf AP. Seems like the more we're together, the less head I get, but the snatch is always sweet. Actually got her off with oral tonight. She keeps on saying she wants me to cum in her mouth. If so, she needs to learn to hold her friggin breath longer, or breath thru her nose. These fukkin 2 min bj's aren't gettin the job done.

 

[NiagaraBalls]

I didn't even know she was married. I wouldn't sweat it too much. I've had plenty of married women and gf's. Not that big a deal. obviously she was complicit, so the hubby has to blame her just as much as Alphonse. If the dude ever tries anything, call the cops and he'll be arrested and slapped w/ a restraining order. Not that big a deal.

That being said, I probably wouldn't get into it w/ a married woman that lived right there in the same complex. That's a little too close to home. There's the saying about not shitting in your own back yard that i think applies here. It's just too easy to get caught when so many people, potentially friends of her hubby's are all over that place, noticing comings and goings.

 

[Saney]

LOL @ Al's Competition

Roids, tell her you want to "shoot" it in her mouth... Aim up a little, and give her pink eye



GICH

 

[theCaptn']

hanging with the kid is always a big nono, that will really spark off the hubby cause he thinks you're moving onto his whole family unit . . JFC Alphonse! What were you thinking????

lol, i asked permission from my Milfie's hubby before I banged her . . . Now he's off tying up wenches, choking and drenching them in spit while he's bangs them up the arse the crazy notBig!

 

[Saney]

al's gonna get his ass kicked poolside in front of like 20 milfs one day. He'll be tanning with his leopard thong and durag listening to whitesnake in the ipod so he'll never even hear the guy running up.

lmao

 

[independent]

Whats up you bunch of cock suckers!!!!!

I think I might hit up some D-bol from Genxxl 40% off sale for the last 4 weeks of this sust cycle.......what you prostate parylzing corn stabbers think about that?

Not a good idea at the end of a cycle, just setting yourself up for a crash.

Nice!!!!!!!!!!.........Milfie kinda looks like that

Pic please.

here's a serious non-phone related question:

After 7 weeks nandro/test etc I should technically be shut down pretty good. What bearing does this have on sperm-count slash fertility?

Youre not even close to being sterile, use condoms unlike papa Al.

Milfie's Husband just knocked on my door...Milfie answered my door and they walked away and are talking.....bad stuff is happenning.........updates later........

I don't like the looks of this at all.....He took her kid too

Dont even sweat it. If he gets nasty with you call the cops. You dont need any trouble even if you could beat his ass.

GICH!

 

[Saney]

Seriously, If Al used his Cane, he could kick anyone's ass!

 

[GearsMcGilf]

Al just needs to make the first move and tell the guy to meet him poolside and settle this once and for all. Hell, make it worse and beat his ass in front of his kid.

 

[Saney]

Had an awful night last night. I'd share the story with you, but i'm afraid everyone of you guys would never stop shitting on me about it.

The scale was kind to me once again. And the Gears should be on their way.. That's right. I said Gears














































GEARS!!!!!!

 

[Tesla]

Hey kniggs,
I'm still alive........No worries about the dude, he's the ultimate NotBig.....I'm just afraid if he's packin' or not........He knocked on my door......called Milfie a drunk and a slut.......took the kid and we haven't heard from him since.........Check out this side note......Milfie and her 24 yr old best friend were on my couch kissing each others tits and making out right in front of me......Then they told me to go out on the balcony and Q up the steaks while they both whipped out thier vibrators and starting going off on thier twats with a blanket covering thier twats.......I was watching from the balcony while I was Q'in then came inside and layed down on the couch with both of them, but Milfie said no fucking way for a threesum, but I KNOW FOR SURE her friend would do it......Her friend is always touching me and shit, but MILFIE said NO WAY unless another sword is involved and I said fuck that........I'm not a risk taker like Josh......don't even accidentally wanna rub swords with sum other knob...........Anyway.......they took all the batteries outta my fucking remote controls for thier vibrators now I can't turn on my TV unless I walk over and do it, cuz da bitches kiped my fucking batteries

 

[Saney]

LOL that's fucking sweet!

Sorry to hear about your remote control


And a Risk taker like Josh? You aren't even close mother fucker. First you gotta add 3 more guys, minus 2 girls, and then you'll being taking major risks like joshy..

 

[NiagaraBalls]

Hey kniggs,
I'm still alive........No worries about the dude, he's the ultimate NotBig.....I'm just afraid if he's packin' or not........He knocked on my door......called Milfie a drunk and a slut.......took the kid and we haven't heard from him since.........Check out this side note......Milfie and her 24 yr old best friend were on my couch kissing each others tits and making out right in front of me......Then they told me to go out on the balcony and Q up the steaks while they both whipped out thier vibrators and starting going off on thier twats with a blanket covering thier twats.......I was watching from the balcony while I was Q'in then came inside and layed down on the couch with both of them, but Milfie said no fucking way for a threesum, but I KNOW FOR SURE her friend would do it......Her friend is always touching me and shit, but MILFIE said NO WAY unless another sword is involved and I said fuck that........I'm not a risk taker like Josh......don't even accidentally wanna rub swords with sum other knob...........Anyway.......they took all the batteries outta my fucking remote controls for thier vibrators now I can't turn on my TV unless I walk over and do it, cuz da bitches kiped my fucking batteries

After the recent story I dunno if you can call MY ass a risk taker...lol. What you shoulda done is said okay, no threesome, but that you'll just LHJO in front of the both of them while they do their vibrator thing. Then you'd spray the both of them up. Milfie couldn't complain about just some sprayage. Next time try that and I bet they both go for it. That would make the story 10X better.

 

[Kathybird]

Wow. This is like a soap opera.

 

[Saney]

Who needs tv when you have the CT?

 

[GearsMcGilf]

Hey kniggs,
I'm still alive........No worries about the dude, he's the ultimate NotBig.....I'm just afraid if he's packin' or not........He knocked on my door......called Milfie a drunk and a slut.......took the kid and we haven't heard from him since.........Check out this side note......Milfie and her 24 yr old best friend were on my couch kissing each others tits and making out right in front of me......

JFC, i'd have been watching from the balcony andall over their steaks.

 

[theCaptn']

I agree with Josh, LHJO then facial both of dem ho's

 

[Tesla]

I agree with Josh, LHJO then facial both of dem ho's

I hate to admit, but Josh does have a good point there......Fucking very good point...


....Anyway.....Milfie's Son just splashed pool water all over my Blackberry and now I got no display.......The music was still playing on it, but I can't hear it ring when sum1 calls and can't see anything......it wasn't submerged in water, just splashed.......any ideas from you cell phone hoes....one knob at the pool told me to put it in a bowl of rice and the other dude told me to blow dry it..........WTF ??????

 

[Kathybird]

Just let it dry out.

 

[theCaptn']

I got a date this weekend, like a proper date date, where AP is not a sure thing. But the cards are going to be stacked in my favour goddam it.

Im gonna cook her a nice meal, tunz in the background, sum merlot, and she can bask in my Bigness and Jerkability. As a backup, Im gonna hire out The Notebook to watch

I've already done a background check, so the chances of a car of irate Mexican notBigs turning up are close to nil

. . should I spike her glass with VitC? What does that shit do for fems?

 

[Saney]

I hate to admit, but Josh does have a good point there......Fucking very good point...


....Anyway.....Milfie's Son just splashed pool water all over my Blackberry and now I got no display.......The music was still playing on it, but I can't hear it ring when sum1 calls and can't see anything......it wasn't submerged in water, just splashed.......any ideas from you cell phone hoes....one knob at the pool told me to put it in a bowl of rice and the other dude told me to blow dry it..........WTF ??????

Put it in the freezer

 

[Tesla]

Take the battery out and allow to air dry in a very dry place for a couple of days.

Thanks knigg.......It rings and I have display now......but the buttons don't work.....like when sum1 calls I hit the anwer button and nuttin' happens.........guess I'll keep drying it....I have the insurance, but I'd rather spend a 50 chip on sum10 gear related

 

[Saney]

dude, the freezer or a bowl of minute rice is your best bet.

 

[GearsMcGilf]

Sup sippers! I'm WTFO. Gilf kep me up till almost 3:00 last nite and had to get up at 8:30. Busted two nutz inner tho, so it was worth it.

Sounds like errbody here is becoming a buncha gear addicts! Nuttin wrong wid'at. I never thought I'd see the day when buying gears was as easy as buying shit on amazon.com.