Hitting A Woman

[secdrl]

Has anyone ever put the 'ole five knuckle shuffle on a woman before? If so, what were the circumstances that you did it, and what was the outcome?

 

[exphys88]

Never.
I did recently have a friend that was standing outside a restaurant talking to a friend with his toddler standing next to him when a transient bitch walked by and kicked the kid out of the blue. She kicked the kid hard too. My buddy broke his hand on that cunts face and fucked her up. She had just got out of jail for stabbing someone. Total nut case.

 

[heckler7]

does a donkey punch count

 

[heckler7]

Never.
I did recently have a friend that was standing outside a restaurant talking to a friend with his toddler standing next to him when a transient bitch walked by and kicked the kid out of the blue. She kicked the kid hard too. My buddy broke his hand on that cunts face and fucked her up. She had just got out of jail for stabbing someone. Total nut case.

I would say she deserved that

 

[Standard Donkey]

i beat the shit out of gramgrams


she dead now

 

[Diesel618]

I punched my girlfriend in the face this morning because she put too much water in my oatmeal. The outcome was she better learn how to make fucking oatmeal right.

 

[azza1971]

Has anyone ever put the 'ole five knuckle shuffle on a woman before? If so, what were the circumstances that you did it, and what was the outcome?

yes, i was bouncing one night, couple of fat women being thrown out were throwing hay makers and one spat right in my face as she went passed, i punched her nice and square in the face, always punch a spitting mouth……no regrets

 

[Coop817]

yes, i was bouncing one night, couple of fat women being thrown out were throwing hay makers and one spat right in my face as she went passed, i punched her nice and square in the face, always punch a spitting mouth……no regrets

the only reason i think this post is total crap...is, who the fuck would every pay you, to protect thier bar?

 

[[SIL]]

the only reason i think this post is total crap...is, who the fuck would every pay you, to protect thier bar?

kids event?

 

[ctr10]

I was bouncing back in the 80's and this hoe slapped me so I slapped her back, surprised the shit out of her.

 

[cube789]

 

[Retlaw]

yes, i was bouncing one night, couple of fat women being thrown out were throwing hay makers and one spat right in my face as she went passed, i punched her nice and square in the face, always punch a spitting mouth??no regrets

You Bouncing ? ...

 

[REDDOG309]

I don't belive hitting "you're" women is right but some dumb cunt that comes along and kicks your kid or something like in post #2 then She is fair game.

 

[Retlaw]

In NJ hitting a women is a crime .

 

[tommygunz]

yes, i was bouncing one night,……no regrets

Bounce House Kids Inflatable - YouTube

 

[[SIL]]

 

[secdrl]

I would never proactively hit a woman, but I was out at a local club with the wife the other night, and i saw this woman getting eight in the face of some guy. She was yelling and pointing her finger against his chest. I'm just sayin' that woman are getting awfully ballsy these days.

Anyhow, the guy just turned his back and walked away. She kept following him and eventually he just left. I told my wife I'd nevwr hit a woman, but in that circumstance, I'm not convinced I wouldn't.

 

[cottonmouth]

I think its stupid to say your not going to hit a woman simple because shes a woman.

Bitches want equal rights, I'll fucking give it to them. lol

 

[rage racing]

I never hit a women but I have been known to choke a bitch now and then.

 

[DOMS]

Has anyone ever put the 'ole five knuckle shuffle on a woman before? If so, what were the circumstances that you did it, and what was the outcome?

First off, I don't think "knuckle shuffle" means what you think it means. "I did the knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump." It means to masturbate. I suppose that if you could do the knuckle shuffle on "her", it's also okay to hit "her."

That aside...Bill Burr sums it up:


Bill Burr - Women Are Assholes - YouTube


I haven't hit a woman yet, but then again, no woman has hit me in a long goddamn time.

 

[secdrl]

First off, I don't think "knuckle shuffle" means what you think it means. "I did the knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump." It means to masturbate. I suppose that if you could do the knuckle shuffle on "her", it's also okay to hit "her."

That aside...Bill Burr sums it up:


Well, my brother got me into watching wrestling again and there's a wrestler named John Cena and he has a move that's called "the five knuckle shuffle."

Bill Burr - Women Are Assholes - YouTube


I haven't hit a woman yet, but then again, no woman has hit me in a long goddamn time.

Well, my brother got me into watching wrestling again and there's a wrestler named John Cena and he has a move that's called "the five knuckle shuffle."

I've never seen him attempt to masturbate another wrestler. Not yet...

 

[KelJu]

I use to be all white-knight about hitting women. My policy was never under any circumstances hit a woman, and I judged people who did harshly. Over time, my beliefs changed to me believing that many women deserve to be blasted in the face. I personally wouldn't do it, but I wouldn't judge a guy who did unless I knew the whole story.

Women are human beings, too. That is a double edge sword, because that also means they are assholes likes the rest of us, and assholes occasionally need to be blasted in the face for being a douchebag. It is time for women to accept the responsibility that comes with being treated equally. .

 

[heckler7]

I only see women act like this in public where they probably feel a false sense on security that men will step in and protect her.

 

[IronAddict]

Ohh, but in my mind I have.

A woman wouldn't make me wanna smack her, but a bitch with no class or manners has.

I've told a couple of drunk bitches who've made gestures like they were going to hit me that if they put their hands on me, I'm going to put mine right back on them.

Turns out they really weren't that drunk after all.

 

[vortrit]

Does Retlaw count?

 

[IronAddict]

First off, I don't think "knuckle shuffle" means what you think it means. "I did the knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump." It means to masturbate. I suppose that if you could do the knuckle shuffle on "her", it's also okay to hit "her."

That aside...Bill Burr sums it up:

Bill Burr - Women Are Assholes - YouTube


I haven't hit a woman yet, but then again, no woman has hit me in a long goddamn time.

That was funny. if I was a woman I'd do that everyday, everywhere I went.

But then again, I'd be the biggest slut ever. I'd no doubt be on the docks waiting for the naval fleet to come in. And in the meantime, I'd be bangin' longshoremen just to warm up.

 

[KILLEROFSAINTS]

no real man has a reason to hit a woman


they are too slight to hurt us

my wife is a beast...strong as hell for a woman...can punch harder than most men(its an art)

but she is insignificant physically...she cannot do me physical harm without a weapon...women need restraint not assault

 

[secdrl]

no real man has a reason to hit a woman


they are too slight to hurt us

my wife is a beast...strong as hell for a woman...can punch harder than most men(its an art)

but she is insignificant physically...she cannot do me physical harm without a weapon...women need restraint not assault

So, you're wife couldn't punch you right between the running lights and break your nose? I'd assault the shit outta some woman if she punched me in the face. Maybe not a slap, definitely a punch. That could do some damage. And, unlike you, my face is my money maker...mirin' all day err'day, knee-grow.

 

[KILLEROFSAINTS]

My wife has broken my nose


im a man


didnt phase me

 

[KILLEROFSAINTS]

Only people that dont fight think a broken nose is a big deal