All tho today it is me... we all shall fall.

[Renaissance Man]

Leaving work my pal pulled up behind me in his truck and bumped my rear end (no pun intended)...

So I threw it into reverse and we burnt rubber for a spell.

Next morning I go to get some raw organic live culture yogurt, and I get pulled over.

I am high as fuck... seriously stoned out just got done with a blunt high.

Officer steps out... lady cop.... rough lookin lady cop. She walks up...

Now she doesn't look me in the eyes... she examines them.

Panic hits me like a bucket of water... i'm thinkin she knows man, she fuckin knows... she can smell it as sure as I can.

License and reg (I didnt have my license on me... she starts taking my info.

"Where do you live ?"
"Where are you coming from ?"
"Whats your zodiac sign ?"


.... Wait, what ?..."How is that relevant ma'am ?"...

She says "It is if you dont want the ticket for both your broken tail lights, no seat belt, not having your license. and your inspection sticker from 2008.



Long story short, i'm having drinks tomorrow with a VERY ugly woman.

I hope someone learns from this...

 

[so1970]

good story

 

[dieseljimmy]

Lets look on the bright side.a- your not in jail.b-She might give really good head.c- maybe she can start robbing people's drugs and forwarding it to you.
sound kinda awesome really!

 

[KILLEROFSAINTS]

like anyone cares about your threads and troll lies

 

[Renaissance Man]

^^^ Eats... heavily.

 

[KILLEROFSAINTS]

less relevant than azza^^^^

 

[heckler7]

you were high and the very butch ugly woman is a dude, hope that helps, enjoy your drinks you'll need them.

 

[Intense]

i want to beleaf

 

[theCaptn']

Cut n paste bullshit story. Next

 

[Little Wing]

hmmmm. i can't find this story anywhere else online

 

[heckler7]

Leaving work my pal pulled up behind me with his sweet cawk and bumped my rear end (no pun intended)...

So I threw it into reverse and we burnt rubber for a spell.

Next morning I woke up to the smell of raw organic live culture yogurt, and I get rolled over again.

I am high as fuck... seriously stoned out just got done with a blunt high.

midget steps out... with some lady cawk.... rough lookin lady cawk. She walks up...

Now she doesn't look me in the eyes... she examines my balls.

Panic hits me like a bucket of lovely coconut oil after beating my cawk for hours... i'm thinkin she knows man, she fuckin knows... she can smell my raw ass as sure as I can.

He/she says " good morning lover" she starts taking my info.

"Where do you live ?"
"Where are you coming from ?"
"Whats your zodiac sign ?"


.... Wait, what ?..."How is that relevant ma'am ?"...

She says "It is if you dont want the midget cawk again for both your mouth and ass, no seamen, not having your chest or face creamed on just your stinker.



Long story short, i'm having drinks tomorrow with a VERY ugly midget man/woman.

I hope someone learns from this...

sounds real to me

 

[Saney]

does anyone even lift?

 

[Bowden]

hmmmm. i can't find this story anywhere else online

That's because no one else on-line would write high school level fantasy bullshit like that.

 

[KILLEROFSAINTS]

does anyone even lift?

I do

 

[theCaptn']

That's because no one else on-line would write high school level fantasy bullshit like that.

I think the date is on hold for 8 months until OP finished his AAS and GH cycle .. Damn that ugly bitch is gonna MELT when she sees how jerked n tanned he is!

 

[Watson]

i believe everything he said..........all except the lady part

 

[Renaissance Man]

HAHAha weak trollin.

I wish I was lying about this shit.

My buddy who is a cop said, supposedly she's been detailing there all week where she banged me, and calls off on her radio every 5 minutes that shes pulled someone over.

Fuck ya'll non-believers...

Ask Little Wing if this story is possible based on my looks and womens desire for man... seriously ask her she'll be real about it.

 

[theCaptn']

If you were handsome n jerked you'd have yoar pics all over this forum.

Lets face it, you're down with Azza in the pecking order here. Which is pretty damn feeble for a bb forum

 

[KILLEROFSAINTS]

weve seen your virgin storytelling before...stfu....fuking troll waste of space and bandwidth

 

[Zaphod]

Was going to ask what sort of moron posts something like that to brag about it. But then I realized who the OP is.

 

[theCaptn']

Fuck ya'll non-believers...

Ask Little Wing if this story is possible based on my looks and womens desire for man... seriously ask her she'll be real about it.

Ask Little Wing! Ask my mum! WTF, you're like 14, right?

 

[KILLEROFSAINTS]

Who cares about some more than likely fake pic that he may or may not have sent to anyone....lol at this fuking troll...id rather read azzas bullshit...insecure fake punkass

 

[Renaissance Man]

I dont even want to tell you my cock size ya'll prolly kill yourselves.

Hope this helps !

 

[theCaptn']

I dont even want to tell you my cock size ya'll prolly kill yourselves.

Hope this helps !

Little Wing is still laughing over that one. Luckily she's a good sharer

 

[KILLEROFSAINTS]

I dont even want to tell you my cock size ya'll prolly kill yourselves.

Hope this helps !

lol...anonymous guy on the web bragging about cock size...classic cliche troll shit...be anything u want on the web...probly mma champ with a Ferrari and the whole 9

 

[Little Wing]

lol. ok he does have a young paul newman / young elvis look going on. he's not even saying some babe hit on him but some butt ugly cop. you guys are merciless.

 

[Little Wing]

i predict approx 34 seconds till someone post the newman from seinfeld and fat elvis....

 

[Renaissance Man]

^^^ Thank you baby

 

[charley]

Where's Azza ?!?! Even Azza wouldn't write this lame post. Young boy bragging about his cock & ass crack.

 

[Bowden]

lol. ok he does have a young paul newman / young elvis look going on. he's not even saying some babe hit on him but some butt ugly cop. you guys are merciless.

Budding Cougar e-romance in the making.