Iceman79, step into my office

[SheriV]

who are you, why are you hear and why can't you stay off of Jimmy's jock?

 

[Iceman79]

Well Sheri, I am glad you asked.

Who am I? I am like every other guy here. A god stuck in a mans body trying to make the best of the situation.

Why am I here? I came here to learn a few things but stayed for all the fun and cawk pics.

Why can't I stay off Jimmy's cawk? Have you seen his pics. That should answer your question for you.
I don't think I have been stingy on whos cawk I have been on though. I have even spent some time on yours.

Honestly came here to have a good time and meet some cool people that I can chill with and let off some steam.

This has been a PSA brought to you by Iceman. That is all!

 

[SheriV]

if you have any hope of beating me for diesel jimmys cock will need to send him more cock pics than I do...

go!

 

[dieseljimmy]

Iceman is my second acct... This has been a long con to get sheriv love...

 

[SheriV]

oh ...that makes sense

 

[SheriV]

if you're sending yourself cock pics is that the internet version of a LHJO?

 

[SheriV]

who are you, why are you hear and why can't you stay off of Jimmy's jock?

a clever play on words or an unfortunate typo.....


sadly, an unfortunate typo

 

[dieseljimmy]

Honesty ice is a nice guy and I like him. I think he likes me too <3

 

[SheriV]

did you give him your hoodie?

are you breaking my heart right now???

 

[SheriV]

 

[independent]

So where are all the sheri pics? I need something to think about.

 

[Iceman79]

Honesty ice is a nice guy and I like him. I think he likes me too <3

Where bestys!

 

[SheriV]

So where are all the sheri pics? I need something to think about.

the one in my profile is going to have to get you by for now

 

[Tesla]

So where are all the sheri pics? I need something to think about.

You must really like cock, Moe.

 

[SheriV]

You must really like cock, Moe.

are you an actual idiot or do you just play one on the internet

 

[Iceman79]

See, all this cawk talk proves my point exactly

Anything else you want to know Sheri while you have me on the couch?

 

[SheriV]

how big is your cock?

 

[SheriV]

know what..just send a pic with some sort a reference...soda can, beer bottle, tic tac

 

[the_predator]

know what..just send a pic with some sort a reference...soda can, beer bottle, tic tac

^I will fuckin crush a tic tac in a true side by side comparison. Let's hold off on the beer bottle and soda can though, my photoshop skills aren't that good yet.

 

[Iceman79]

know what..just send a pic with some sort a reference...soda can, beer bottle, tic tac

I will have to do it Monday. My microscope is at work.

 

[SheriV]

Lololol

 

[justhav2p]

I'm still trying to find my lineage on ancestory.com to blame someone for my average cawk....

 

[withoutrulers]

are you an actual idiot or do you just play one on the internet

You remind me of cellardoor

 

[SheriV]

 

[dieseljimmy]

You remind me of cellardoor

I thought it was widely accepted cellardoor was sfw... Or was it saney, now I can't remember

 

[Tesla]

I thought it was widely accepted cellardoor was sfw... Or was it saney, now I can't remember

Werd! It's hard to keep track nowadays.

My money was on SFW, though!

 

[justhav2p]

I thought it was widely accepted cellardoor was sfw... Or was it saney, now I can't remember

Why is it that I read Sheriv's comments in a female voice?

 

[SheriV]

thank you

 

[dieseljimmy]

Why is it that I read Sheriv's comments in a female voice?

I have the strangest boner right now.

 

[Iceman79]

I have the strangest boner right now.

I'm sorry. I sometimes have that affect on people.