Recent content by mesomorphin'

What you really need is a petition that will REQUIRE open masturbation during movies, dinner and at all night clubs. Oops. What have I done? LOOK OUT EVERYONE! *narrowly avoids collision with IT, who charges ahead to be the first to sign. (IT is a little tired of being the only one...

Don't be so modest. I think you'll do quite well. Once you crack, it still should take you at least a week to find it.

Hey! As a liberal, Bill could not be a liar -- just truth challenged! :p Anyway, he wasn't the first and won't be the last chief executive with credibility issues. When all is said and done, Dubya's disregard for truth on important matters is likely to make Clinton look like an amateur...

Another example of shoddy image editing. That's a pic of what Rusty aspires to be when he grows up!

But WHICH fruit of Kuso's labor is that???? Could there be an alternative explanation for Firestorm's aching ass????

Well, I could believe the part about Albob being not so much a man, but the part about Albob being a way of life makes me queezy.....:barf:

Sorry, dude, but I think MJ and Cronno have moved on.....

I heard that by the time Albob's warmed up, it all over. I don't believe that for a minute, though. I think Albob doesn't warm it up so much as plug it in....

Yeah, IT's probably been tugging himself in his sleep again......

You might have stumbled onto something here. Forensic scientist's analyses of ass-bite marks at this competion will almost certain reveal several perfect matches -- to mma's dental records! :chomp: :chomp: No wonder the damn judges were so confused......

He was gone???? Then who's responsible for the heap o' kitten carcasses piling up around here??

Looking great, as always! Who can account for judges? :shrug: Glad to hear it was productive from a standpoint of contacts.

Results???? :wait: :wait: :wait:

Jeez -- finally Dero gets a WOMAN to put something in his mouth -- only she turns out to be a dentist.

Apart from political figures, I can't think of many. Through her job at a comedy club in Manhattan, my daughter has become friends with some famous comics and gotten to meet a number of others. Today she met Seinfeld for the first time. Although she probably won't keep the job all that...