He's too gay....even for Santa's tastes. :barf:
So shit isn't a deterrent.......:bulb:.......In that case Santa will make sure to re-decorate your living room with tons of "Albob's Greatest Spreads" posters!!! :evil2:....:doh: Forgot who I was dealing with! I meant, I'll take off all the nekid...
Leave the elves out of this! (The little bitches are still bitter about being rejected for all those parts in LOTR. :rolleyes: )
And it's not "slave labor," it's "indentured servitude." :flipoff2:
You obviously have Santa confused with someone who gives a crap. Santa has no time for your middle-life crisis wishes. He is a busy man with many snot-nosed little requests to turn down.
By the way mentioning that cheating, elf-humping bitch, Ms. Claus, was a real low blow for which Santa...
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