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NO.. YES! NO!

Tis a sad tale... men wine and dine the lady, fuck all day and night, get blowjobs while driving, etc, etc.. then the dumbass has a bright idea of slipping a ring on her finger. Game over.

That shit looks like a a crackwhore picked it out of a gumball machine. I gave this to my wife - wedding band in a few years. This is class. Verragio.

Sure, it's stereotyping and unfair to the 20% that do not fit the description, but I think he is refering to the majority.

Same here, bro. Anyone harms my daughter or worse, I am going to prison for life. I would not leave it in the hands of the justice system.

What if you find sores and bumps on his e-dick? e-Annulment? Or.. do you consider it bumped for your pleasure?

WTF are you pissed about. You got to at least fuck her in your dreams and prolly woke up with spooge in your panties. Every fucking time I get it on with a chick in my dreams, I wake up right as the action gets going. Even my dreams are a dick tease.

So sad... I assume they combed the missing children files looking for a link. I thought the thread title had to do with another Stephen King novel.

Who knows, your money may be going towards his legal funds. I got my shipment before all the shit hit the fan, but he didn't send the promised free bottles. Kinda sad... his prices were really nice. I think all the other sellers got together and knocked him off for as low as his prices were.

I never had the pleasure to have some co-worker tail, since they are fat, ugly bitches. It would have been a nice convenience though. Same as the gym I goto now - many possibilities and opportunities, but now have this thing called marriage and a wife cutting my balls off if she found out. I'm...

The usual Number 5 font bullshit that only one homo likes to use around here to make their pitiful attempts at sarcastic humor. 8 Steps to your success 1) Fasten noose securely to ceiling 2) pull chair underneath aforementioned noose 3) Get duct-tape and stand on chair 4) Insert head through...

I had the normal teenage angst where I would think I would 'get back' at my parents and off myself - somehow, the notion of it at the time seemed so dramatic and fanciful. Something like out of A Christmas Story where Ralphie starts day dreaming and his mom and dad are next to him and his mom is...

Sorry Cellar, I don't wear my wedding ring when at the gym for a myriad of reasons. Just thought I would be up front and honest so theres no strings later. :)

... So, how's the weather doing? Kinda cool over here today (55.44F to be exact). Didn't get to mow over the weekend because it rained and we had a garage sale anyways that my wife wanted to participate in. Made over $200 though, so it's all good. Gotta mow after work, but will have to godamn...

I had a GF that would only fuck when it was pitch black in the bedroom. No, not because she couldn't stand the sight of me. She couldn't stand the thought of me seeing her tits after having 2 kids. I kept telling her I was an ass guy. I just wanted to see myself ramming inside of her and watch...

Awesome post with the picture, OP. Gun rights hits home with me and can't stand the twats that are blind to reality. Reps in order x2.

I really do love your pics posts - they rival my collection. Is this a 'for real' fight? I would buy tix and pay extra for a private spank booth. Awesome pic, Prince.

Right. You know some of those fuckers that were doing the bust were creaming their panties and filling their dufflebags full of goods. Why buy the shit, when your 'company' can provide it for free? It's a 'wink, wink' benefits package. Legalized robbery.

I can't imagine going for broke on a chicka from behind or something while she is smoking another dudes pole at the same time. I know it's all to common in porn, but when push comes to shoving it in the shoe-shine, I dunno if I would want to do it. I guess it would depend on how hot she was...

We can agree to one thing: Imagine a nice big black cauldron that is the USA. What fills the pot is our economy and stability. The politicians past and present have been mostly filling the cauldron with shit and piss and what you see present time is what they have been brewing. President Bush...