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If you were the new pope what would you call yourself? Mine would be pope ona rope pope a sauras rex

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/sabotage/vision_sabotage.asp i was quite shocked! :D

Lincoln and Kennedy Here's a little part of US history which makes you go h-m-m-m: Have a history teacher explain this if they can? Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F...

1 is it good if a vacuum cleaner really sucks 2 why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand 3 if a word was misspelled in a dictionary how would we ever know 4 if Webster wrote the first dictionary where did he find the words 5 why do tug boats push 6 why is it called after dark...

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DOG PET PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS · Blaming your farts on me...not funny. · Yelling at me for barking...I'M A DOG YOU IDIOT!! · Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? · Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it. · Yelling...

December 1st TO: ALL EMPLOYEES I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd at Luigi's Open Pit Barbecue. There will be lots of spiked eggnog and a small band playing traditional carols...feel free to sing along. And don't be surprised if our CEO...

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http://www.subservientchicken.com/ what can you get him doing. he does a wicked time warp lol

Dear Technical Support, About 18 months ago, I upgraded to GirlFriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run GirlFriend 1.0 with the sound turned...

Crime Doesn't Pay -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a...

Crime Doesn't Pay -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a...

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical...

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit...

20 ways to confuse treat or treaters! 1. Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, golf balls, bags of sand, etc.) 2. Wait behind the door until some people come. When they get near the door, jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell, "Trick or Treat!" Look at them...

http://www.turkishpress.com/turkishpress/news.asp?ID=28326 As Mr Bigley still lays in the hands of terrorists 8 more people have been kidnapped in Baghdad. The question that comes to my mind as i read this is should we pull our troops and technitions out before more families suffer?

Hi there i'm shell, 33 from england. i'm a mother of two girls, writer, degree student, online community owner, cook, nursemaid and chief bottle washer, very pleased to meet you all. I came here seeking advice, and boy have you got everything covered. I've spent the last two days reading up. I...