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I like spanking hotties and on occasion, bending over and getting spanked by a dominatrix. :D

I know EXACTLY what you mean. My ex and I fought over money, she got ME (not her) into $15,000 debt which I am digging myself out of. She knew she had a problem, she came crying and apologizing to me, handed me her debit card, swore she would not open any new one or any new credit cards...

I've heard this one before...so true...would love to do that to that fat fuck Michael Moore!!! (Except I'd be punching him for pleasure, not to prove a point) :thumb:

So now it's New York and Florida!! Any other states? Countries? Worlds? I guess everywhere you go, there is a town slut. :thumb:

Better yet, I don't know if this applies to New York only, but for some strange reason, people I have met in different towns on Long Island, some people in Queens, and 1 person in Manhattan all have an urban tale about the school slut who masturbated herself with a frozen hot dog. The hot dog...

Tom Sawyer is not a one hit wonder. Rush has been and still is putting out a lot of hits. Safety Dance - Men Without Hats (video with the dancing midget in the court jester outfit)

you get it??? TRAIN of thought???? BA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D Sorry. :rolleyes:

LEAVE IT TO THE MARINES - They know how to handle the press! Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on radio the other day and you have to read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this! This is...

LMFAO!!!!!!! You guys never heard of the Jerky Boys?? Kerpal??? The call they place to an Indian/Muslim/whatever they are house...the guy that calls himself....oh hell, here's a site to hear it on!!! http://www.sleestak.net/humor/kerpal.htm Sorry, didn't mean to stir up any shit. Just...

Don't buy any pretzels, take any cab rides, and don't eat any falafels! :rolleyes:

Ummm....naked pics? Did someone say naked pics? Where are they? Where? Someone please tell me...

Vampire, I live down the street from you. Your daughter come to my house yesterday and she kicked my dog. Why did she do it?

What the hell is that?

Update: Good news that I heard from a co-worker who is a Marine... I won't say much, unlike all the websites, tv shows and newspapers. However, feel relieved that all the animalistic methods the Iraqi "military" is using out of desperation is not, without a shadow of a doubt, being...

Mother F*&$%n Sons of b*tches! I hope these "peace" protestors get their signs and poles shoved straight up their asses!

I totally agree children must be aware of what is going on rather than sheltering them from reality. I have had talks with my 8 year old son about it. He understands what is happening and why, he is sad about the fact that we have to go to war but wants Saddam to be removed (in 8 year old words...

That's a damn true statement about the war opposers! I didn't know about the reporters being trained. I just feel the Marines can do way much more by not having the reporters over their shoulders. We didn't have cameras and live footage at ANY US war, including the Gulf war in '91, Vietnam, WWI...

The reason I ask this is because I feel the reporters are up the soldier's asses. The Iraqis are purposely violating the Geneva Convention, dressing as women, US soldiers, firing from the top of buildings where there are civilians (especially the women and children), raising white flags to...

How do you all feel about the reporters filming EVERY SINGLE THING our soldiers are doing?

We MUST go to where all the hoe's are! I need to work on my backyard! :rolleyes: