I hate:
1. That I'll never know if Batman felt super power envy...
2. When I'm at my favorite writing spot, the outside balcony of Borders Books, and my pen decides to have an orgasm all over my fingers...
3. That I've been noticing more women looking at me, but I'm not sure if it's because they're thinking my beard is sexy or that I look like a slob...
4. That my puppies still have accidents, and it's usually right in the middle of the kitchen...
5. That we just found a stray dog, and it looks so sad I'll probably keep it...
6. They are meeting in Copenhagen to discuss such an important issue and the President thinks he can wait until the last minute to swoop in and save the day...
7. That I just got my X-mas bonus and every penny is going to pay off our Home Equity loan...
8. That our state has decided every other Friday is furlough day, school is closed, children aren't learning and we have the worst system in the country...folk be dumb 'round here..
9. Potholes
10. That Nietzsche was right, god is dead, but what he meant is that god is an act of man, and man has destroyed the image of god to the point that we've effectively killed what that was supposed to stand for, instead we kill, persecute and cause more suffering under the idea of whatever god you choose....
