A Shitload of Christmas Trees

[Vai Fan]

Butterfly asked about my physco wife's trees. We've got 14 of 'em all together. It's pretty festive around here, but putting them up and taking them down really bites the big one.

Okay, #1 is in the living room. It's a 'cat' theme, meaning it's got cat ornaments on it, for the most part.

 

[Vai Fan]

Trees 2 and 3 are also in the living room next to the fireplace. All of that foo foo shit is stuff my wife made herself.

 

[Vai Fan]

4th is in the dining room with a pastel theme

 

[Vai Fan]

Numbers 5-7 are in my office with a music theme...not sure where that came from

 

[Vai Fan]

Number 8 is where we take care of number two...the bathroom!!
It's just color cordinated (I'm told) to match the room

 

[ZECH]

Originally posted by Vai Fan
All of that foo foo shit is stuff my wife made herself.

Oh you are a deadman now!!

 

[Vai Fan]

Number 9 is in our son's bedroom with some blue theme

 

[Vai Fan]

10th is in our daughter's room. I'm told it's a cotton candy tree.

 

[Vai Fan]

#11 is in the guest bedroom, where Firestorm and GP will stay when they come to kick my ass. Oh yeah, they will like this; it's a bunny rabbit theme.

 

[Vai Fan]

#12 is in the smokin' bedroom, with a traditional theme

 

[Vai Fan]

And finally, the last are outside on the deck next to the hot tub, but not decorated, so just picture a Charlie Brown looking tree with white lights.

 

[mesomorphin']

What's the deal with all the trees??? You own stock in Weyerhauser or something?

 

[CRASHMAN]

my god? are they're all fake right?

 

[w8lifter]

Damn...that is a shitload of trees...and may I be the first to say....you're bloody well nuts. I don't have the patience to put up one tree (and haven't yet) nevermind 14.

 

[Vai Fan]

Originally posted by w8lifter
Damn...that is a shitload of trees...and may I be the first to say....you're bloody well nuts. I don't have the patience to put up one tree (and haven't yet) nevermind 14.

It ain't me, w8, it's the crazy woman I live with. Hey, maybe I could rent her out to put up trees for others....might make some legal cash out of her this way! (she's REALLY gonna kick my ass now).

Crash, they are definitely ALL fake. We did the real tree our first year together. It was a hilarious nightmare. It kept falling down, we ended up tying it up with rope so that it wouldn't, and then the damn thing lost all of it's needles about 3 days before Christmas.

 

[CRASHMAN]

haahaha my family still gets real trees but it's right next to the door so it's not sooo much of a mess

 

[Hammerlynn]

That's cool Vai! Refreshing to see a midwest home too looks alot like my parents house (decorated by Mom!) Christmas just isnt the same here in Vegas where it's always lit up like a Christmas tree!

 

[Vai Fan]

I imagine it isn't quite the same, Hammer. I bet right now we're making the local power company pretty damn happy!

Oh yeah, this woman makes her own Christmas Cards, too. Last night she finished the last one...number 81. They're really cool, but too damn time consuming for me.

Get this, too; she works about 50 hours a week, lifts weights 3 times a week, goes to Curves twice a week, and jazzercise twice a week....AND, she still finds time for sex!!!! Hmmm, wonder why she's tired quite often

 

[kuso]

Looks to me like you wife has a fasination with wood j/k

 

[mesomorphin']

Originally posted by kuso
Looks to me like you wife has a fasination with wood j/k

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[Vai Fan]

Originally posted by kuso
Looks to me like you wife has a fasination with wood j/k

: Lucky for me, you're so right!!!

 

[butterfly]

Sounds like you got quite a lady there! Most impressive that she can work, exercise, take care of the kids & you and still find time to do the things she obviously likes which are her crafts.

You better hold onto her!!!

 

[Arnold]

If it were up to me we would not even put up one tree.

 

[Vai Fan]

I'm tryin' like hell to hold onto her, butterfly, but she keeps lathering up with oil, so it makes it hard....pun intended!!

 

[butterfly]

hehehe

 

[naturaltan]

Originally posted by Prince
If it were up to me we would not even put up one tree.

I hear that!

 

[Dero]

Originally posted by butterfly
hehehe

Watch out with the TEETH there BUTTerfly!!!

 

[Vai Fan]

Nah, teeth can be fun...well, yeah, not like that! Lorena Bobbit meets Jeffery Dahlmer.

 

[I Are Baboon]

Ummmmm.....am I the only one that is slightly frightened by the 14 Christmas trees?

 

[Arnold]