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Hey everyone AnythingGoeser, I can hardly contain my excitement considering what just happened today! My son, Brucie, who's just turned 6 years old has already punched his first homer! It was a complete bloodbath, Brucie had to punch him 11 times before the little rat got the message. Brucie's tiny hands are covered in bruises and cuts but as always... you should have seen the OTHER GUY! Praise GOD that he is big and strong for his age! The little homer kid, also 6, minced into my chosen CHRISTIAN private school sporting a yellow bag on his first day back from half term - yellow! probably a homer, I had to alert my brave little warrior. Just before I bid my little hero farewell for the day, I pulled him close to me and whispered in his ear "Brucie son, you see him, over there? He is an abomination like in Leviticus 18:22. Stay far away from him, but if he approaches you, then punch him for hating Jesus" "Okay Mommy, I love you, bye" he replied with a smile.
Let me tell you my eyes were filled with the tears of joy for Jesus when I picked him up from school and heard about what had happened - little Brucie attacked without mercy, Shout GLORY! The suspension Brucie received was a small price to pay (apparently whilst being pounded to the ground homerboy hit his head on the corner of a table and cracked it open, little sissy ). A teacher came in and under the schools rules and regulations was forced by law to punish my God fearing little soldier, ridiculous but there you go - that's what happens when liberal obama gets into the whitehouse.
So he's punched his first queer, but certainly not his last! Praise!
I thought the way I handled this and the way I talked my son into fighting for GOD really worked a treat, and would be an example to others who don't have the time to homeschool the children.
Is it possible to be both "gay" and a Christian?
NO!
Period. I get so sick of hearing false Christians prattle sanctimoniously about this "issue" as if they're engaging in some profound theological discussion. The Bible's word is definitive and thunderous.
1 Corinthians 6
9Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
10Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.
If you repeatedly engage in sodomistic acts, you're not really sorry and Jesus has no use for you. Homosexualism is a RELIGION, and God only tolerates one of those at a time: Christianity!
It is you that is gay!
I bet the guys here at the Jesus is Lord Gym would love to post this on their bulletin board, way to make Jesus proud little Christian Soldier!Hey everyone AnythingGoeser, I can hardly contain my excitement considering what just happened today! My son, Brucie, who's just turned 6 years old has already punched his first homer! It was a complete bloodbath, Brucie had to punch him 11 times before the little rat got the message. Brucie's tiny hands are covered in bruises and cuts but as always... you should have seen the OTHER GUY! Praise GOD that he is big and strong for his age! The little homer kid, also 6, minced into my chosen CHRISTIAN private school sporting a yellow bag on his first day back from half term - yellow! probably a homer, I had to alert my brave little warrior. Just before I bid my little hero farewell for the day, I pulled him close to me and whispered in his ear "Brucie son, you see him, over there? He is an abomination like in Leviticus 18:22. Stay far away from him, but if he approaches you, then punch him for hating Jesus" "Okay Mommy, I love you, bye" he replied with a smile.
Let me tell you my eyes were filled with the tears of joy for Jesus when I picked him up from school and heard about what had happened - little Brucie attacked without mercy, Shout GLORY! The suspension Brucie received was a small price to pay (apparently whilst being pounded to the ground homerboy hit his head on the corner of a table and cracked it open, little sissy ). A teacher came in and under the schools rules and regulations was forced by law to punish my God fearing little soldier, ridiculous but there you go - that's what happens when liberal obama gets into the whitehouse.
So he's punched his first queer, but certainly not his last! Praise!
I thought the way I handled this and the way I talked my son into fighting for GOD really worked a treat, and would be an example to others who don't have the time to homeschool the children.
You spics think that just cause you're Catholic that God and Jesus are with you, but we all know Baptist is Jesus' preferred path, why do you think he befriended John the BAPTIST? When the Lord arrives he will first strike down every Hayzeus(Jesus) down in Burrito land and then scorch the Vatican to the ground with his heart rays, but not before taking the Pope in his Popemobile for a joy-ride giving him a massive heart attack.......Go Lord Almighty GO!!!!
