Best whiskey I ever SAW, was when an ex of mine was trying to sweet talk me into going down on her, as it was her favorite way of getting off. Since I was being playfully stubborn, she grabs the bottle of 100proof southern of my headboard and proceeds to dribble it on her lady bits, rubbing it around on herself, ever so sweet and innocently. UNTILL it started to soak in!!! The screams!!!! She was trying to fan and blow on her junk to cool it off, OMFG so damn funny! God bless her!