Breakfast of Champions

[Britney]

A Woman's Perfect Breakfast



She's sitting at the table with her
Gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.

Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.

Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.

And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

 

[mmafiter]

 

[DaMayor]

Hey!

 

[Tank316]

well dont bother lookig for me then cus i'm in Cancun with a bunch of 21 yr old college girls

 

[naturaltan]

Here is a version from a 'close' lady-friend of ours

She's sitting at the table with her Gourmet coffee.

Her boyfriend is on the cover of the Wheaties box.

Her husband is on the cover of Business Week.

Her girlfriend is on the cover of Playboy.

And her kids are on the back of the milk carton.

 

[mmafiter]

Originally posted by naturaltan
And her kids are on the back of the milk carton.

Ha ha! I like that one!

Every parent has had those days.

 

[naturaltan]

A man's perfect breakfast ...

He's sitting at the table with his favourite beer.

He's on the cover of the Wheaties box.

His wife is on the cover of Business Week.

His girlfriend is on the cover of Playboy.

And his mother-in-law is on the back of the milk carton.

 

[Rusty]

Originally posted by Tank316
well dont bother lookig for me then cus i'm in Cancun with a bunch of 21 yr old college girls

ahhh.......Need some help down there taking care of those 21 year old college girls?

 

[kuso]

Originally posted by naturaltan


And his mother-in-law is on the back of the milk carton.

Life is never that good

 

[mmafiter]

Originally posted by naturaltan
A man's perfect breakfast ...

He's sitting at the table with his favourite beer.

He's on the cover of the Wheaties box.

His wife is on the cover of Business Week.

His girlfriend is on the cover of Playboy.

And his mother-in-law is on the back of the milk carton.

Yes! Now this is how it should be.

 

[Rusty]

Originally posted by kuso
Life is never that good

I agree, but it would be nice.........

 

[Tank316]

Originally posted by IPMC
ahhh.......Need some help down there taking care of those 21 year old college girls?

oh hell ya!!!!!!