Caught jerking off at work!!!!

[mmafiter]

I just got off work and I'm emotionally traumatized. During my shift I made an unannounced visit to my supervisor's office and there he was with his little dick in his hand, watching porn and spanking off like his life depended on it!!

I just turned around and walked out, but not before I burst out laughing. I saw him a little later and he tried to initiate small talk to guage my reaction. I just looked at him and said; "Dude, you're a freak." and smiled.

I'm not sure what to do now. I can either share this with my co-workers and have a great story that will haunt this guy forever, or, I can keep this between the two of us and use this to my advantage.

I'll probably blackmail him mercilessly.

 

[Mr.Guvernment]

you serious..LOL

OMG - i dunno if i could ever keep a straight face to my boss after that - i would ask for a raise just to keep my mouth shut..lol - or buy him some more pron

 

[kuso]

I sure as fuck wouldn`t shake on any blackmail deal you make

 

[mmafiter]

Originally posted by Mr.Guvernment
you serious..LOL

OMG - i dunno if i could ever keep a straight face to my boss after that - i would ask for a raise just to keep my mouth shut..lol - or buy him some more pron

Yes, I'm serious.

 

[Mr.Guvernment]

Originally posted by kuso
I sure as fuck wouldn`t shake on any blackmail deal you make

good point - may want to spread the word! - cant be worse then all those guys who don't wash after using th can!

sick bastards!!!!

 

[kuso]

Depending on his level of embarrassment, you might want to watch your back too man.

 

[Jodi]

OMG! This is too funny.

I caught a boss jerking off before too. I laughed everytime I saw him for months and I could never look him in the eye again without laughing. I never ever said anything to anyone but I always got my raises and days off whenever I wanted them.


Thats when I learned only to use E-Mail for communication purposes because I could never look at him again.

 

[CRASHMAN]

you should just walk into his office and ask for a raise and don't even say anything about it. and if he doesn't give you the raise you put up flyers tell coworkers and tell people on bodybuilding forums wait too late

 

[david]

Originally posted by CRASHMAN
you should just walk into his office and ask for a raise and don't even say anything about it. and if he doesn't give you the raise you put up flyers tell coworkers and tell people on bodybuilding forums wait too late

Yeah, and see the end result of that one! If you take Crash's route, you may be your bosses right hand man!


I would just go on knowing he's a freak and let it rest.

 

[irontime]

So whats the big deal? Let the guy get a load out for mercies sake. I think it's great that your boss can enjoy his job so much. I think it's a great idea, instead of having coffe breaks your office can have a circle jerk going around and relieve some pressure.

 

[mesomorphin']

Originally posted by irontime
So whats the big deal? Let the guy get a load out for mercies sake. I think it's great that your boss can enjoy his job so much. I think it's a great idea, instead of having coffe breaks your office can have a circle jerk going around and relieve some pressure.

uhhhh ... IT .... you understand you wrote that out loud, right?????

Since you seem to share this guy's work ethic, maybe you should get mma to give you his email address. Maybe he could come up with a job for you.

 

[irontime]

Originally posted by mesomorphin'
uhhhh ... IT .... you understand you wrote that out loud, right?????

?!?
Care to explain how I would write that out in silence?

 

[CRASHMAN]

i didn't know words had sound till you said em??