Court Date Tomorrow

[ROID]

Allegedly.....

Several months ago before my new found sobriety, which I found on my on without the help of any dumb program, there was a road block in front of brother's apartmeint complex. Allegedly I began to heckle said officers with unfriendly remarks. Aforementioned officers came to my brothers door and began to knock and allegedly I would knock from the inside and say "no one is home". My brother, not having big balls like me opened the door.

Short story long, disorderly conduct, 500 dollar fine. However, im going to plead not guilty tomorrow just to give them a hard time because I despise the police and the justice system.

True story

 

[dieseljimmy]

Ticketed for disorderly conduct... decides to fight the charge just to be difficult... sound right. Good luck and hold your god damn tongue for a change.

 

[Swfl]

Allegedly.....

Several months ago before my new found sobriety, which I found on my on without the help of any dumb program, there was a road block in front of brother's apartmeint complex. Allegedly I began to heckle said officers with unfriendly remarks. Aforementioned officers came to my brothers door and began to knock and allegedly I would knock from the inside and say "no one is home". My brother, not having big balls like me opened the door.

Short story long, disorderly conduct, 500 dollar fine. However, im going to plead not guilty tomorrow just to give them a hard time because I despise the police and the justice system.

True story

you should bring a plastic toy gun with you, just for good measure! oh and pay in pennies!

This message was sent using fucking awesomeness.

 

[ROID]

I wasn't ticked, I went to jail.

Fuck the police. Of course I will fight it. pussies need a little thicker skin.

 

[[SIL]]

plead guilty so you can go to jail and hang with all butch boys..you might meet jakes uncle there too

 

[westb51]

You seem smrt.

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[withoutrulers]

Roid is a god on this board, and this little tale of woe is a perfect example of why. FUCK THE POLICE!!

 

[ROID]

Trials and tribulations.

 

[Watson]

reps for a month if u heckle the judge and ask him if he has sand in his vagina.....

 

[ROID]

My balls aren't that big unfortunately.

I've let you down and for that I am sorry.

 

[Little Wing]

wear a helmet with a special olympics sticker on it.

 

[Watson]

My balls aren't that big unfortunately.

I've let you down and for that I am sorry.

jk lolz, dont get urself in anymore shit than it sounds like ur in .....

 

[Diesel618]

I may or may not have snitched you out for a bucket of fried chicken and a pack of Newports...

 

[ROID]

I don't blame you. Newports are expensive.

 

[ROID]

I have lied.

It is not until Wednesday @3pm.

I'm not sure why I thought today.

 

[Little Wing]

like i said, helmet and sticker

 

[XYZ]

My balls aren't that big unfortunately.

I've let you down and for that I am sorry.

^^Will never be a mod here with that attitude.

 

[ROID]

Your Honor, I did not know that I could not do that.

I rest my case.

 

[dieseljimmy]

 

[ROID]

All I can say is that the American justice system isn't fair.

The ignorant rule the world.

I faired well as always but to see another man punished because he is poorER, because he/she never had an opportunity to get a job that payed above minimum wage, bullshit.


Fuck the justice system. It is corrupt. This is the least amount of trouble I've been in but the first time I've never had an an attorney. These bastards steal from the less fortunate.