Did anyone hear about the story....

[themamasan]

....of the miracle baby?

It was on the news yesterday. It happened in Brazil where some men found a baby floating in the river bundled in a plastic bag. When they opened the bag, the baby was still alive.

So they find a witness saying she saw the mother placing a bag in the water a short distance from where the baby was found. They arrest the mother and she is all crying and shouting saying that SHE did not put the baby in the water. Her defense is that she didn't have enough money to support the baby, so she gave it to some HOMELESS people.

So she didn't have enough money to raise the child and decided to give it to homeless people ( since they should be able to afford it, right?).
What a dumbass. If you are going to come up with a B.S. defense, at least make it have some sense to it.

 

[GFR]

They should burn her alive

 

[DOMS]

Using only matches.

 

[NEW_IN_THE_GAME]

I think they shall boil her feet and hands and make her run and crawl on hot roads till she gives. Stupid ass woman. MAybe we can wrap her in plastic, and give her to the homeless.

 

[DOMS]

All along the Mexican border babies are thrown in dumpsters and are baked alive at temperatures of over 150° F.