What's another word for thesaurus?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, when you can't drink and drive?
Why isn't phonetics spelled the way it sounds?
Why are their Interstate Highways in Hawaii?
Why are flotation devices under airplane seats instead of parachutes?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where you can't smoke?
How does a snow plow driver get to work?
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they get it to stick to the pan?
If a cow laughs really hard, does milk come out its nose?
If 7-11's are open 24hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If you are driving at the speed of light and turn on your headlights, what happens?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad at drive-through ATM's?
Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
If a stealth bomber crashes in the woods, will it make a sound?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell her she has the right to remain silent?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
Where are Preparations A through G?
Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?
If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?
What happened to the first 6 "Ups"?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come you don't ever hear about gruntled employees?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
Who do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Isn't Disney World a people trap run by a mouse?
How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
How much deeper would the oceans be if sponges didn???t live there?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
Why doesn???t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
Is boneless chicken considered an invertebrate?
Why do they call it "chili" if it's hot?
Ever wonder what the speed of lighting would be if it didn't zigzag?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
How do blind people know when they're done wiping?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
If time heals all wounds, how come bellybuttons don't fill in?
Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
Of one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "S" in it?
Why are hemorrhoids call "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?