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Do you think you could be bribed at your work?

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Only at your work. Do you think someone could give you something really valuable in exchange for a favor? Like a lot of money or some sexual activity. Now if you dont do something really important, think like if you worked in that place where they decide who gets the organ transplant and a hot blonde offered you something because she wants a friend to get moved up in the list. Could you be bribed?
 
I had a guy offer me a thousand dollars to "approve" him for a Federal A&P License.

I politely told him to go fuck himself sideways with a combine :)
 
I had a guy offer me 15 dollars to "approve" him for a Federal A&P License.

I politely told him to fuck me in the ass because I was bought and paid for at that point.:)
 
Be more specific...I'm having a hard time deciding......

Why doesn't the word deciding look right?
Aw, I hate that!

Anyway, bribery usually offends my sense of integrity.

That sentence doesn't even feel right!

WTF? I'm having a grammatical crisis!!

did I spell "grammatical" right?:mad:
 
ForemanRules said:
I had a guy offer me 15 dollars to "approve" him for a Federal A&P License.

I politely told him to fuck me in the ass because I was bought and paid for at that point.:)
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Someone bribes me with money to show up and spend time at this one place 5 to 6 days a week. Wait that's my job......
 
My cock just exploded
 
DaMayor said:
What's with the damn numbers?:hmmm:
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Take notes or bookmark this post.

1. That workout sucks
2. You are God/Hot!!
3. Only an idiot would take steroids as a teenager
4. If I threw a stick would you chase it?
5. Sexist!!!
6. Only an idiot would take steroids after working out for only 6 months.
7. That diet is crap
8. Read the stickys
9. My brain just exploded
10. Fuck off
11. Tool
12. Spam
13. Looks good
14. How did you know about that
15. True Story
16. Push/pull/legs
17. How dare you
18. I agree 100%
19. Do the math dummy
20. I disagree 100%
21. Great job!!
22. Pathetic
23. Ghey
24. No thankyou
25. What do you expect from shiznit2169, he is a moron.
26. That's all you get dummy.
27. nobody cares
28. Yuck!!!
29. Racist
30. Bump
31. That's about as original as a piece of shit.
32. Not funny
33. Troll
34. Yes
35. No
36. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful
37. Hater
38. Discuss
39. Dimmagi0wn3d x 1000
40. Not bad, but keep working on it.


I'm probably missing a couple. The list is dynamic and continually growing as the need arises.
 
Witmaster said:
Take notes or bookmark this post.

1. That workout sucks
2. You are God/Hot!!
3. Only an idiot would take steroids as a teenager
4. If I threw a stick would you chase it?
5. Sexist!!!
6. Only an idiot would take steroids after working out for only 6 months.
7. That diet is crap
8. Read the stickys
9. My brain just exploded
10. Fuck off
11. Tool
12. Spam
13. Looks good
14. How did you know about that
15. True Story
16. Push/pull/legs
17. How dare you
18. I agree 100%
19. Do the math dummy
20. I disagree 100%
21. Great job!!
22. Pathetic
23. Ghey
24. No thankyou
25. What do you expect from shiznit2169, he is a moron.
26. That's all you get dummy.
27. nobody cares
28. Yuck!!!
29. Racist
30. Bump
31. That's about as original as a piece of shit.
32. Not funny
33. Troll
34. Yes
35. No
36. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful
37. Hater
38. Discuss
39. Dimmagi0wn3d x 1000
40. Not bad, but keep working on it.


I'm probably missing a couple. The list is dynamic and continually growing as the need arises.
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Son, son, son, get it right

1. That workout sucks
2. You are an idiot
3. Only an idiot would take steroids as a teenager
4. If I threw a stick would you chase it?
5. Sexist!!!
6. Only an idiot would take steroids after working out for only 6 months.
7. That diet is crap
8. Read the stickys
9. My brain just exploded
10. F-off
11. Tool
12. Spam
13. Looks good
14. How did you know about that
15. True Story
16. Push/pull/legs
17. How dare you
18. I agree 100%
19. Do the math dummy
20. I disagree 100%
21. Great job!!
22. Pathetic
23. Ghey
24. No thankyou
25. What do you expect from shiznit2169, he is a moron.
26. That's all you get dummy.
27. nobody cares
28. Yuck!!!
29. Racist
30. Bump
31. That's about as original as a piece of shit.
32. Not funny
33. Troll
34. Yes
35. No
36. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful
37. Hater
38. Discuss
39. Dimmagi0wn3d x 1000
40. Not bad, but keep working on it.
41. I like the way you think!!
42. Slave
43. you are welcome
 
If a really attractive women blew me, I might get her a %10 discount on some of our antique stuff.
 
KelJu said:
If a really attractive guy man blew me, I might get her a %10 discount on some of our antique stuff.
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You didn't change the "get her" to "get him" dumbass!

:thumb:
 
KelJu said:
You didn't change the "get her" to "get him" dumbass!

:thumb:
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Well you are a top and you call all your men " her" don't try to play games with me. ;)
 
seeing as i work valet. people at my job always give me money to park in my lot, so its like a bride. my other job is making wedding videos, and there really is not reason for me to be brided there as i have nothing useful to offer but the video and thats paid for :shrug:

if it was something serious though, i can't really tell. it would probably depend on my situation, i'm sure if one is starving they will accept money in return for a 'favor.'
 
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