FBI all over my ****, jacked up bank account causing suspicion

[cerberus16sk]

Ever since my security company started running the doors in this town ive been depositing some serious **** into my bank account, the kinda money your b1tch assed dad makes in a year im shoving in the safe box twice a day. now the fbi is all over me, wanna know where the **** i got the cash from.

starst out im working out this morning, up at 5am for a serious hard ass workout , the 10 i picked up last night is keeping the bed warm but i aint got time for that, gotta get jacked. Got the whole strongman set up., some 20ft stone pillars for lifting n ****, must weigh a coupe tons, 500lb rocks, couple of cars racked up to a bar for some vein bustin deadlifting, the kinda **** that builds giants like me.

Was curling some serious ****, biceps burning like a corpse when i heard a bang down stairs. turns out it was a raid by the ****ing fbi. Couple of guys burst in the room, i bust one upside the head with a 100lb dumbell, i threw the other guy out the damn window, heard him hit the ground like a sack o ****.


Room fills up with ******* in bodyarmour, im throwing 50lbs plates, knocking guys out all over the place, bodyarmour aint **** to a 50lb plate thrown by a couple of 18's. Musta been 50 guys in the room, gettinhit by batons, tazers n ****, got a half a gallon of pepper spray in my eyes, still crackin skulls. Eventually hese b1tches jump me and cuff me up, had to use 3 pairs of cuffs to keep my strong assed arms under control othrwise id have torn **** up.

Took me in and tried to gril me for 4 hrs , didnt even crack a bead of sweat, i should be working for Polish secret service, cant get **** outta me, im sat with a grin the whole time knowin my dads lawyer is on his way. For $1000/hr you know im getting the **** outta there within 5 minutes.

Now im here suppin some fine ass scotch knowing those fbi b1tches must be slitting their damn throats, so close to putting the ****ing kig of this town behind bars but couldnt finish the job. -

 

[Darth]

Nice fantasy. Just keep thinking that is how easy the FBI can be challenged.

Just an fyi, the FBI is not the first agency that would notice large amounts of cash.

 

[OldSchoolLifter]

You are the most up and down troll to come around for some time, first the wasted time and effort you begged for regarding slin, then your adverse affects with orals causing ptsd, now you think the fbi wants you?



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[theCaptn']

Moved to Anything Goes

 

[cerberus16sk]

You are the most up and down troll to come around for some time, first the wasted time and effort you begged for regarding slin, then your adverse affects with orals causing ptsd, now you think the fbi wants you?



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its ust a joke stop being such a douche.. i thought it was a good story and some people would get a kick out of it.. and your talking shit about my orals thread is just being a dick. and i didnt waste anyones time im still planning my slin use and i had some questions. you're just an old jackass with a big ego

 

[Watson]

Ever since my gay escort company started running the doors in this town ive been depositing some serious cum into guys asses, the kinda cum your b1tch assed dad blows and swallows in a year im shoving in tight pustiled ass twice a day. Now the local gay bar is all over me, wanna know why im soiling all the ass in town.


Starts out im wanking this morning, up at 5am for a serious loose ass wank, the 10 street homos i picked up last night are keeping the bed warm but i aint got time for that, gotta get hard ass pounded. Got the whole fagman set up, some 12inch negro cock for loosening me up, must stretch me a couple of feet wide, 5lb cocks, couple of cocks sitting on the bench in the squat rack waiting for my shit stained asshole, the kinda shit that builds homos like me.

Was sucking some serious cock, balls burning like a corpse when i heard a bang down stairs. Turns out it was a raid by security from the local gay bar. Couple of guys burst in my ass, ive got cum running down my legs, i bent the other guy over the damn window, heard him moan like a trooper.


Room fills up with spoof and sweat with prostates getting rubbed left, right and centre, im blowing more 5lbs cocks, blowing guys all over the place, lockjaw aint shit to a 5lb cock dipped in my ass before being jammed down my throat. Musta been 50 guys in the room forming a train on me, cock n cum, got a half a gallon of cock spray in my eyes, still sucking balls. Eventually these b1tches jump me and double then triple my ass, had to use 3 tubes of lube to triple my asshole and keep my strong assed arms under control or id have to stop squeezing their balls while they fucked me.

Took me and drilled me for 4 hrs , didnt even crack a bead of sweat, i should be working as a Polish gay stripper, cant get drop of their cum leaking outta me, i sat with a grin the whole time knowing my dads gay prostitute is on his way. For $1000/hr you know im getting the shit fucked outta me within 5 minutes.

Now im here wiping some fine ass, knowing those gay security b1tches must be rubbing their damn cocks, so close to putting the stretch on king homo of this town but couldnt hold from blowing their load before me -

^ WTF.....i feel sick!

 

[Jupiterak]

Lmao

 

[dogsoldier]

1000/hr for security? In Arizona? Been dipping in momma's medicine cabinet, haven't we?

 

[Christsean]

Ever since my security company started running the doors in this town ive been depositing some serious **** into my bank account, the kinda money your b1tch assed dad makes in a year im shoving in the safe box twice a day. now the fbi is all over me, wanna know where the **** i got the cash from.

starst out im working out this morning, up at 5am for a serious hard ass workout , the 10 i picked up last night is keeping the bed warm but i aint got time for that, gotta get jacked. Got the whole strongman set up., some 20ft stone pillars for lifting n ****, must weigh a coupe tons, 500lb rocks, couple of cars racked up to a bar for some vein bustin deadlifting, the kinda **** that builds giants like me.

Was curling some serious ****, biceps burning like a corpse when i heard a bang down stairs. turns out it was a raid by the ****ing fbi. Couple of guys burst in the room, i bust one upside the head with a 100lb dumbell, i threw the other guy out the damn window, heard him hit the ground like a sack o ****.


Room fills up with ******* in bodyarmour, im throwing 50lbs plates, knocking guys out all over the place, bodyarmour aint **** to a 50lb plate thrown by a couple of 18's. Musta been 50 guys in the room, gettinhit by batons, tazers n ****, got a half a gallon of pepper spray in my eyes, still crackin skulls. Eventually hese b1tches jump me and cuff me up, had to use 3 pairs of cuffs to keep my strong assed arms under control othrwise id have torn **** up.

Took me in and tried to gril me for 4 hrs , didnt even crack a bead of sweat, i should be working for Polish secret service, cant get **** outta me, im sat with a grin the whole time knowin my dads lawyer is on his way. For $1000/hr you know im getting the **** outta there within 5 minutes.

Now im here suppin some fine ass scotch knowing those fbi b1tches must be slitting their damn throats, so close to putting the ****ing kig of this town behind bars but couldnt finish the job. -

I think I saw that movie or was it a rap video.... it was called D's-LusionS! Lol!

I must say I didn't realize how morbidly curious I really was until I realized I read the whole post.

 

[dieseljimmy]

Moved to Anything Goes

Where was the source forum... help desk? Or the hidden polish secret service forum.

 

[azza1971]

what a wanton meth head

 

[AnabolicAmerica]

^ WTF.....i feel sick!

hahahaha

 

[AnabolicAmerica]

I like the story someone else created better. I don't know how people come up with this.

 

[Diesel618]

I read this in a Kenny Powers voice. I got a kick out of it. Keep fighting the good fight brother. Civil disobedience is our duty as American citizens!

also: can I borrow a couple stacks?

 

[REDDOG309]

^^^I guess fluffing for gay porn don't pay like it used to

 

[just232]

All I could do is lol at this

 

[IronAddict]

Ever since my security company started running the doors in this town ive been depositing some serious **** into my bank account, the kinda money your b1tch assed dad makes in a year im shoving in the safe box twice a day. now the fbi is all over me, wanna know where the **** i got the cash from.

starst out im working out this morning, up at 5am for a serious hard ass workout , the 10 i picked up last night is keeping the bed warm but i aint got time for that, gotta get jacked. Got the whole strongman set up., some 20ft stone pillars for lifting n ****, must weigh a coupe tons, 500lb rocks, couple of cars racked up to a bar for some vein bustin deadlifting, the kinda **** that builds giants like me.

Was curling some serious ****, biceps burning like a corpse when i heard a bang down stairs. turns out it was a raid by the ****ing fbi. Couple of guys burst in the room, i bust one upside the head with a 100lb dumbell, i threw the other guy out the damn window, heard him hit the ground like a sack o ****.


Room fills up with ******* in bodyarmour, im throwing 50lbs plates, knocking guys out all over the place, bodyarmour aint **** to a 50lb plate thrown by a couple of 18's. Musta been 50 guys in the room, gettinhit by batons, tazers n ****, got a half a gallon of pepper spray in my eyes, still crackin skulls. Eventually hese b1tches jump me and cuff me up, had to use 3 pairs of cuffs to keep my strong assed arms under control othrwise id have torn **** up.

Took me in and tried to gril me for 4 hrs , didnt even crack a bead of sweat, i should be working for Polish secret service, cant get **** outta me, im sat with a grin the whole time knowin my dads lawyer is on his way. For $1000/hr you know im getting the **** outta there within 5 minutes.

Now im here suppin some fine ass scotch knowing those fbi b1tches must be slitting their damn throats, so close to putting the ****ing kig of this town behind bars but couldnt finish the job. -

I thought that was good and an entertaining read, made me chuckle a bit. But GOTDAMN, I'd love to have seen this on the news or read it in the morning papers! I could just envision someone throwing G men out the window, or throwing 100 lb dumbells at them.

That's some funny shiite!

 

[XYZ]

Negged.

 

[biggy-e]

3 handcuffs to hold him down?!! Thats some crazy ass shit!!! Niggas livin in a fantasy world! lol

 

[Renaissance Man]

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[dogsoldier]

I thought that was good and an entertaining read, made me chuckle a bit. But GOTDAMN, I'd love to have seen this on the news or read it in the morning papers! I could just envision someone throwing G men out the window, or throwing 100 lb dumbells at them.

That's some funny shiite!

Throwing barbells at the FBI? I almost pissed myself laughing. He would have been shot dead on the spot. Gimme a break.

 

[Christsean]

I thought that was good and an entertaining read, made me chuckle a bit. But GOTDAMN, I'd love to have seen this on the news or read it in the morning papers! I could just envision someone throwing G men out the window, or throwing 100 lb dumbells at them.

That's some funny shiite!

Dude, when he slung the first dumbbell they would have given him the worst case of lead poisoning in history.

 

[SheriV]

I wasn't entertained in the slightest

 

[Renaissance Man]

^^^ What did you think about my neg'd gif tho ?

 

[SheriV]

I did like the negged gif actually

 

[heckler7]

Ever since my security company started running the doors in this town ive been depositing some serious **** into my bank account, the kinda money your b1tch assed dad makes in a year im shoving in the safe box twice a day. now the fbi is all over me, wanna know where the **** i got the cash from.

starst out im working out this morning, up at 5am for a serious hard ass workout , the 10 i picked up last night is keeping the bed warm but i aint got time for that, gotta get jacked. Got the whole strongman set up., some 20ft stone pillars for lifting n ****, must weigh a coupe tons, 500lb rocks, couple of cars racked up to a bar for some vein bustin deadlifting, the kinda **** that builds giants like me.

Was curling some serious ****, biceps burning like a corpse when i heard a bang down stairs. turns out it was a raid by the ****ing fbi. Couple of guys burst in the room, i bust one upside the head with a 100lb dumbell, i threw the other guy out the damn window, heard him hit the ground like a sack o ****.


Room fills up with ******* in bodyarmour, im throwing 50lbs plates, knocking guys out all over the place, bodyarmour aint **** to a 50lb plate thrown by a couple of 18's. Musta been 50 guys in the room, gettinhit by batons, tazers n ****, got a half a gallon of pepper spray in my eyes, still crackin skulls. Eventually hese b1tches jump me and cuff me up, had to use 3 pairs of cuffs to keep my strong assed arms under control othrwise id have torn **** up.

Took me in and tried to gril me for 4 hrs , didnt even crack a bead of sweat, i should be working for Polish secret service, cant get **** outta me, im sat with a grin the whole time knowin my dads lawyer is on his way. For $1000/hr you know im getting the **** outta there within 5 minutes.

Now im here suppin some fine ass scotch knowing those fbi b1tches must be slitting their damn throats, so close to putting the ****ing kig of this town behind bars but couldnt finish the job. -

if you can throw weights around, obviously its not heavy enough and you need to increase the weight

 

[Renaissance Man]

I did like the negged gif actually

^^^ In love with me

 

[azza1971]

did he do a complete set of dumbell throwing or just partials?

 

[SheriV]

^^^ In love with me

are you the one with the feminine hands?

 

[azza1971]

he is the one with a flacid penoris, i love you SheriV, SheriV forever