Fortune Cookie Inserts

[butterfly]

Fortune Cookie Inserts

"Man who run in front of car get tired"

"Man who run behind car get exhausted"

"Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!"

"Man who sit on tack get point!"

 

[blueboy]

Man who stands on toilet seat high on pot...

 

[DrChiro]

What do you call a girl with no arms or legs in :

the middle of the street-->patty
a cash register-->penny

 

[butterfly]

That's bad Dr.!!!