Friday Joke

[Burner02]

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside.
"Elio, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"
"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna DA business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos "
"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed wit another man.
"Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"

 

[nkira]

 

[chiquita6683]

that was cute!

 

[Dero]

Yo Burn, had that happen to ya?

 

[Jarhed]

 

[Tom234]

 

[Burner02]

Yo Burn, had that happen to ya?

jumping out that 2nd story window was a biotch!


reminds me of another joke.
Guy goes into work one day feeling sick. Tells his boss he's going home.
Boss says: you should do what I do:
I take two aspirin with a couple of shots of tequila and screw my wife.
Guy leaves.
next day he goes back to his boss and says:
I feel alot better! BTW: you have a nice house.

 

[lola1182]

haha, hilarious!