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Just read in the local paper. This criminal hid in one of the local groceries that also has a Pharmacy in it. When the store was closed he broke into the safe where they keep all the Oxycontin, etc, etc and then escaped.

What did he use to break into the safe???? A can opener!

I bet he also didn't pay for the can opener, so you gotta know his ass is really gonna go down for that.:finger:
 
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Not much of a safe if all you need is a can opener to get into it.:hmmm:
 
that wasnt funnay at all!

in fact it couldnt be less funny!
 
:blah: :blah: What the hell?That wasn't even funny damn:blah:
 
MyK said:
that wasnt funnay at all!

in fact it couldnt be less funny!
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Oh it's funny, but you and your little girl friend ffemt are just to stupid to realize it. You are the type that if it doesn't say dookie, poopie, or peepee in it then it goes way over your head.

I'll go back and type the word dookie in it then you two can Yuk it up.:lame:
 
Bad Dog said:
Oh it's funny, but you and your little girl friend ffemt are just to stupid to realize it. You are the type that if it doesn't say dookie, poopie, or peepee in it then it goes way over your head.

I'll go back and type the word dookie in it then you two can Yuk it up.:lame:
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:rolleyes:

no, its just not funny! there is no humor in your story at all! deal with it!


Pathetic!!! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 
MyK said:
:rolleyes:

no, its just not funny! there is no humor in your story at all! deal with it!


Pathetic!!! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
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I'll stand by what I said..NOw run along and bug someone else mister 10000 posts, mister 18 posts a day. Go get a life and leave people alone:finger: . You might even try bodybuilding.
 
Bad Dog said:
I'll stand by what I said..NOw run along and bug someone else mister 10000 posts, mister 18 posts a day. Go get a life and leave people alone:finger: . You might even try bodybuilding.
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you know what, I appollogize!

I just reread the story and it is hillllaaaarrriiiious!!!

the part were the theif hid to escape detection! I rofled all over myself! :laugh: :laugh:

and then when it couldnt get any funnier, he waited for the store to be closed before he broke into the safe!!! BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! :rofl: :rofl:


oh man, that was soo funny, I cant stop laughing about it!!


please tell anouther storyy!!! please!!
 
MyK said:
you know what, I appollogize!

I just reread the story and it is hillllaaaarrriiiious!!!

the part were the theif hid to escape detection! I rofled all over myself! :laugh: :laugh:

and then when it couldnt get any funnier, he waited for the store to be closed before he broke into the safe!!! BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! :rofl: :rofl:


oh man, that was soo funny, I cant stop laughing about it!!


please tell anouther storyy!!! please!!
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How about I tell one about a spoiled little board bully that can't come up with any original stuff anymore so he decides to just be an ass to everyone.

I haven't written it yet but it looks like all the material is going to just fall into my lap and write itself.:D
 
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I got one better than that! One time I used a can opener......wiat for it














wait for it.......


















wait.....











...to open a can! :lol: :rofl:
 
MyK said:


OMG!!! can opener!!! hehehahahhahhawhawhaw!!!
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:laugh:

I laughed my ass off at that shit. I pictured the guy on the right saying can opener and the guy left just laughing dumbly.
 
Two muffins are in an oven.


One muffin says, Damn it's hot in here.


The other muffin says, what in sam hill!

The first muffin says: What?!

The second muffin says: OMG YOU'RE A TALKING MUFFIN!!













ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:rofl:
:rofl: :rofl:
 
Two nuts were walking down the street. One was "a salted". Get it?

 
rofl!!

I vote Bad Dog the funniest guy on the site!!!

lawl "can opener"

uh oh, here come the roflcopter!!





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MyK said:
rofl!!

I vote Bad Dog the funniest guy on the site!!!

lawl "can opener"

uh oh, here come the roflcopter!!





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Aw thanks myk coming from you that means alot, but I want you to know that without you leading me and showing me the way I would never have the skill to lead the way. THX pal
 
Hey Myk, you missed my thread about being a drunk for five years and apologizing to the people that I might have hurt.

I figure a person like you can at least get a few posts off about kicking someone who's down.

Here it is...Take your best shot there's some good stuff there. Enjoy

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/showthread.php?t=72593
 
Bad Dog said:
Hey Myk, you missed my thread about being a drunk for five years and apologizing to the people that I might have hurt.

I figure a person like you can at least get a few posts off about kicking someone who's down.

Here it is...Take your best shot there's some good stuff there. Enjoy

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/showthread.php?t=72593
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hey man, I didnt miss it, I accepted your appology if you would read your own thread! :thumb:

how many peoples feeling have you hurt with like 12 posts??
 
MyK said:
hey man, I didnt miss it, I accepted your appology if you would read your own thread! :thumb:

how many peoples feeling have you hurt with like 12 posts??
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You have a point there but I was prolific on about 20 boards so I really don't know who all I insulted..I figured killl em all and let god sort em out.
 
Bad Dog said:
You have a point there but I was prolific on about 20 boards so I really don't know who all I insulted..I figured killl em all and let god sort em out.
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Too bad you couldn't back that claim up physically!
 
Bad Dog said:
You have a point there but I was prolific on about 20 boards so I really don't know who all I insulted..I figured killl em all and let god sort em out.
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you killed people???
 
If I was banned and I came back with another alias I would act like a smart man to throw people off, if it is I hope I didn't blow his cover. :D
 
min0 lee said:
If I was banned and I came back with another alias I would act like a smart man to throw people off, if it is I hope I didn't blow his cover. :D
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I should start a dup account right now so that when I am banned I'll already be back!
 
MyK said:
I should start a dup account right now so that when I am banned I'll already be back!
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True Story! Lets start 1000x dupe accounts!
 
MyK said:
I should start a dup account right now so that when I am banned I'll already be back!
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Very Smart! I wonder if Foreman the wise had foreseen his demise years before, and created an alt for the day it happened.
 
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