I have two kids and I'm done, so I'm getting a vasectomy. Has anyone had one?
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Getting a Vasectomy
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Good luck with that
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it really isn't that painful and it's a better guarantee than if your partner forgets to take.Having her take the pill would be a lot less pain.
TheGreatSatan, If you are truly done then it's the best and really only option. There's enough whoops out there and kids are way too expensive to raise (I should know...two growing boys eat you out of house and home).
go no scalpel you're in and out in under 45 mins and you walk out on your own power. You take a day off work to rest the boys, pop a couple of T3's
lay off lifting for a couple of weeks.
If you have small kids consider wearing a cup as kids tend to randomly punch or jump on you when you least expect it.... I'm not kidding on that one.
Huh! Wonder where this notion of extreme draconian pain came from ?
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It isn't a big deal. I had mine on a Friday night and then coached a Varsity Football game the same night! Two days later I rode my 4 wheeler 20 miles in the mountains! I did piss a little blood after the riding though! I wouldn't advise that part of the experience! 
take Vanity with you.
...you can both have chips implanted. 
Thank the gods, no more of Satans minions running around with snotty noses and shit stained underoos.....
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Have two bags of frozen peas in the freezer. I'm just sayin'. 
Have two bags of frozen peas in the freezer. I'm just sayin'.
I don't even want to know............
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Post vasectomy is probably the only time the ice feels VERY good on that particular part of the male anatomy. A bag of frozen peas conforms nicely to the knooks a crannies.
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Ice feels pretty good on the taint while she's sucking you off, chilled peaches and whipped cream too. When she lays a bead of W.C down the shaft and then scrapes it off with a chilled peach slice, then cleans the rest of the cream off with her tongue, WWWWWOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!
Oral is the best form of birth control, not best as in safest but as in most fun.....
Will he gain weight once they spay him?
I hope so!
Vanity loves cheesecake n well i have a passing interest in torture...
i devised an evil plan to give him a slice of cheesecake and a really good bj simultaneously. the task is to stay equally interested in both... or suffer the consequences of being deprived of both treats. i guess that qualifies as oral sex. haha.....you just watch that doc of yours. Got a cousin that did the same thing, comes in and his wife is crying. Guess why....knocked up bigger than shit. His first response...who's is it? DNA confirmed it was his child......lawsuits were attempted but he had no document to prove that his vasectomy was successful. Think about that before you have your vas deferens pinched with a pair of needle nose pliers.
Sounds like the only way to be sure is to snip off the whole package....
Hell you could have them replace them with those chiming chinese meditation balls that would be so cool!!!!
Hell you could have them replace them with those chiming chinese meditation balls that would be so cool!!!!
