Got into a bad fight about 12 years ago...True Story

[GFR]

Was piss drunk at a bonfire party about 12 years ago. I was about 17 beers in to my drunk when this big guy got in my face and started talking shi-t. I kept saying I didn't know what he was talking about, so finally he started throwing punches. He hit me in the face about 12 times before I realised I was in a fight.....and I still had not spilled my beer. Then he pushed me down because his punches couldn't do the job. I spilled my beer and got pissed. I got up and at this point was covered in my own blood, I would love to tell you I beat him down but I was so drunk and beat up at this point I could hardly stand.

 

[Seanp156]

That's a rather dissapointing, true story.

 

[min0 lee]

We can't win them all.

 

[BigDyl]

True Story, too bad you were as highly skilled as the emo ninja.

 

[BigDyl]

This one time I was in a restuarant, and this guy dropped a fork. So I killed the whole town. True Story.

 

[GFR]

BigDyl has been training me for the rematch....this time BigDyl told me not to drink more than 6 beers before the fight, with that kind of solid advice I can't lose.

 

[BigDyl]

True Story, I'm expecting him to win, and then when he has the other guy on the ground bleeding, finish him with a neck crank. snap.

 

[NEW_IN_THE_GAME]

well at least you got the ballz to admit the ot fight. i mean if you dnt take pride in the ones u lost, how can u be prud of the ones you win

 

[LexusGS]

that's a good point ma man.

 

[Dale Mabry]

this time BigDyl told me not to drink more than 6 beers before the fight,

Are you sure he didn't say wine coolers?

 

[GFR]

Are you sure he didn't say wine coolers?

He said Zima; is that beer??

 

[Dale Mabry]

Zima regular or gold?

 

[BigDyl]

Zima regular or gold?

Tropical Zima Lite

 

[Dale Mabry]

That may be the gheyest thing I have ever heard.

 

[MyK]

I was at a bonfire about 12 years ago ( I was 14), and this old man stole a beer off of me so I speed bagged his ass. He didnt do shit, I pwned him X 100000.

 

[aceshigh]

yeah yeah sure thing canadian!!!!!!!!!

 

[BigDyl]

True Story, Aceshigh wants a re-match.

 

[MyK]

True Story, Aceshigh wants a re-match.

Gayceshigh is a little bitch with a hard on for me. he follows me around these boards dying to get my attention!

 

[mrmark]

Foreman - Did you ever see this guy again?

 

[Nick+]

Was piss drunk at a bonfire party about 12 years ago. I was about 17 beers in to my drunk when this big guy got in my face and started talking shi-t. I kept saying I didn't know what he was talking about, so finally he started throwing punches. He hit me in the face about 12 times before I realised I was in a fight.....and I still had not spilled my beer. Then he pushed me down because his punches couldn't do the job. I spilled my beer and got pissed. I got up and at this point was covered in my own blood, I would love to tell you I beat him down but I was so drunk and beat up at this point I could hardly stand.

One of my drunken stories at the end of 2003, was far worse.

Which is why I keep my gob shut.

Nick

 

[GFR]

Foreman - Did you ever see this guy again?

No, it was up north in Michigan while on a vacation.

 

[maniclion]

The only bad fight is one you didn't walk away from.

 

[NeilPearson]

True Story, too bad you were as highly skilled as the emo ninja.

TRUE STORY

 

[BigDyl]

TRUE STORY

BLASPHEMY!! BANNED!!

 

[NeilPearson]

BLASPHEMY!! BANNED!!

You're the one who wrote it, I was just agreeing