haiku game

[klc9100]

everyone attempting humerous poetry in retlaw's CD thread made me think of this.

i've seen this on other boards before. it can be pretty funny, particulaly with a bunch of depraved people (like there are here).

for those who don't know, a "haiku" is a japanese poem. it consists of 3 lines. the 1st and 3rd lines consist of 5 syllables and the 2nd line consists of 7 syllables. nothing has to rhyme.

the game is simple. you make a haiku and the the next person has to use the last line of yours as the 1st line of theirs. who's got skillz. lol. . .


example:


iron magazine rocks
you mothermuckers are sick
that's why i love yall


that's why i love yall
some alot more than others
retlaw is a perv

 

[Gena Marie]

Retlaw is a perv
that is what we love bout him
this forum is for the twisted

 

[vortrit]

This forum is for the twisted
RetLAW loves cock
Eat shit and die asshole

 

[klc9100]

thanks for playing, but your syllable counts are off. the syllable count is what makes it a "haiku". it should be 5-7-5

Retlaw is a perv
that is what we love bout him
this forum is for the twisted

this is 5-7-8

This forum is for the twisted
RetLAW love cock
Eat shit and die asshole

this is 8-4-6


example:

this should be easy
maybe weightlifters are dumb
my weiner is hard

 

[vortrit]

I need a game that don't take a bunch of smarts.

 

[klc9100]

I need a game that don't take a bunch of smarts.

lol

 

[Gena Marie]

thanks for playing, but your syllable counts are off. the syllable count is what makes it a "haiku". it should be 5-7-5



this is 5-7-8



this is 8-4-6


example:

this should be easy
maybe weightlifters are dumb
my weiner is hard

My weiner is hard
what guys isn't
smarts come from the brain, not the groin